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Andrew Joshua Talon


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Jan
8th
2021

Plot Bunny Theater: Replacement Jutsu · 3:09am Jan 8th, 2021

There of course are numerous fanfics where someone gets transported into Equestria, or inserted into an existing character. Let's try a different take, for a character that could use some Magic of Friendship and a boost.

Twilight Sparkle, heroine of Equestria, replaces Sakura Haruno, Genin of the Village Hidden in the Leaves. She's a normal ninja human being (though with her trademark hair... And skin).

Yeah, she's starting at Level One. But imagine the fun to be had! Especially if her friends follow her and try to jump to the same universe! And maybe find out what happened to Sakura Haruno.

Comments ( 10 )

Must not make the joke...must not make the joke...must not-

Ah, f it.

So you're replacing Sakura with an actually useful character?

Dropping a character powered by friendship. Into a shonen anime.

Do you want Gurren Laggen? Because that's how you get Gurren Lagen.

5431185
You ask that as though you don't already know the answer.:raritywink:

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Well, Theoretically you've replaced Twilight with a usefull Ninja. Most of Sakura's uselessness came from her "Fangirling" over an Angsty Emo Ninja who is also useless despite his Cheating Eye bloodline.

Twilight Sparkle, heroine of Equestria, replaces Sakura Haruno, Genin of the Village Hidden in the Leaves. She's a normal ninja human being (though with her trademark hair... And skin).

Aw come on. She should at least be able to do TELEPORT JUTSU!

"I'm gonna be the next Hokage! Then these jerks will have to respect me!"
"Okay. I can work with this. Congratulations, Naruto, you've just become my new faithful student."
"... Say what now?"

Meanwhile...
"Paging Peach Blossom to Operating Room Three. Dr. Blossom to OR Three."

After two decades reading first the timeloop stories by Innortal and then the whole genre that sprung from them, I really don't care what happened to Pinkie: all I hope is that she doesn't come back.

EDIT: "Pinkie" meaning "the pink haired Sakura", not the pony.

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Anyone who doesn't want Gurren Lagann is deluding themselves. Even chicks dig giant robots.

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