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Andrew Joshua Talon

Just a fellow traveler...

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  • 6 days
    Real Life Update

    Been sick with the flu and other things for the past week. And I got obsessed with Naruto again. So writing will be slowed for a bit. Sorry.

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  • 2 weeks
    Short Hand: Aftermath of Science

    Shepherd: "Twiliiiiight! What the hell-Where did all these bits come from?!"

    He gestures to the pile of gold bits on the kitchen table.

    Twilight: "Ummmm..." taps her hooves together "I asked for donations from all the research participants... I set fifty bits as the minimum donation and well..."

    Shepherd: "... If I didn't know any better, I would swear you were pimping me out."

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  • 2 weeks
    Short Hand: Tea Party

    Shepherd is invited to a tea party with Fluttershy and Discord.

    Shepherd: "Oh hey... Flying s'mores. Nice."

    Fluttershy: "Oh, I quite like them!"

    Discord: "Do I detect a hint of criticism in your tone, Shepherd?"

    Shepherd: "No. It's nice that you're still as food obsessed as a wine aunt on Twitter. Maybe you can put it on Instagram to impress other childless weirdos"

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  • 3 weeks
    Short Hand: A New Generation 2

    Old Man Shepherd had taken Sunny and her friends to an ancient cavern, far from Maretime Bay.

    Hitch: "Uh huh... There a reason we're out here?"

    Izzy: "Is it a good reason? Like a secret candy stash? Ugh, two thousand year old candy! Gross!"

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  • 3 weeks
    Short Hand: A New Generation...

    In the future, Shepherd, now an old but badass looking man, fell asleep... And then woke up in front of an Earth pony with orange fur, purple mane and tail, and a big smile.

    Shepherd: "Urgh... My head... What the hell happened...?"

    Sunny Starscout: "YES! IT WORKED! THE MAGIC WORKS!"

    Shepherd: "I... Who are you?"

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Plot Bunny Theater: I'm Gonna Go Super! · 4:00pm January 6th

Twilight: "Wait, what?! HOW?!"

Dash: "Um... I'm awesome? And since I'm awesome, and magic, I should be able to unlock more power from my element. Which adds to my own magic, and makes me even MORE awesome."

Pinkie: "Makes sense to me!"

Twilight: "... You're trolling me aren't you?"

Dash: "Not everything's about you, Twi. It's actually ALL ABOUT ME!"

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Yes, Rainbow Dash figures out a way to go Super Mare with her Element. After her initial shock, Twilight decides to start experimenting in earnest FOR SCIENCE! Chaos ensues.

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Ironically, the sheer absurdity makes Twilight burst into flames herself.

Twilight was known to Auto Immolate when she gets stressed, at an early age. Shining has a pair of Crucible Tongs he has used to carry her to some place safe for the house so she could cool down.

:pinkiegasp: Twilight, she stole your do!
:twilightangry2: I'LL KILL HER!

I need a story arc of this, STAT

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