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  • 8 weeks
    So, what happened?

    Basically, a ton. I had been so busy and tired that it isn’t funny. I’ve been sick for three weeks, I had to take care of someone else’s dog at someone else’s house for two weeks, and I had to start remodeling for the past month while also setting up to get started with other personal matters. Holy shit this was the shittiest summer, and I’m only half way through. In any case, that’s what’s

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  • 12 weeks
    I just can’t catch a break-

    Not even two days after I finally got over my illness, a family member was sent to the hospital. It’s something to do with low hemoglobin levels, and I spent a week taking care of their house and dog. I was scared throughout the entire week, because I had no clue what was wrong and if they’d recover, but they are currently doing fine and may be back to normal soon. In other news, there is now

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  • 13 weeks
    A Sick Boy rants about stuff (random)

    Yo, it’s ya Boi here with... I still don’t feel well. My head’s fuzzy and it’s been hard to really focus on anything. At least I’m not feeling as bad as last week. Covid’s weird. Anyway, I can’t sleep and I wanna rant. Future me will decide whether or not to post it later.

    BeeP

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  • 14 weeks
    Ace Combat 3 Pt4

    Sally: Nemo, I don’t understand why we are playing chess again. You’ve lost 27 times and won 0.
    Me: Sally, you and I both know I’ll lose this, but eventually, I’ll win for once.

    Sally: Incoming message: Rena.
    Me: *smiles* aight.

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  • 17 weeks
    A small quick update (personal health)

    Just giving a quick update. My muscles still hurt like nothing else, my head is still fuzzy enough that I can’t get much done, and my monthly slump is kicking in. On the plus side, I’m living out my childhood of drinking apple juice and ginger ale (the apple juice is something with a bit of sugar, but not as rough as the ginger ale or other sodas). My forehead’s terrible for checking my

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Jan
3rd
2021

TTISI: Noita (aka: WHY IS THERE ACID EVERYWHERE- OH GOD I’M ON FIRE-) · 3:54am January 3rd

So, I saw this guy, called Albino, talk about a rogue like game called Noita, where it’s frustrating, complex, secretive, and it’s the embodiment of arsonists... so obviously I wanted to play it.

BeeP

Big bird... three eggs... big bird fucking abandons her children........ one egg cracks and makes a... lake? Blood? An omelette? Doesn’t matter cause Doritos were born then and there. As well as cold and sparkly cheese dust apparently. Oh- and... is this telling me Doritos created technology? What the fuck kinda world did I step into?

BeeP

Okay, so, I’m like a wizard or something? Why else would I be wearing this hood. *takes out another wand* what’s this one do? *fires, a bomb pops out*... OH SHI- *Blows up*

BeeP

Are those zombies, and people sick of American campaign ads? Either way, they look pissed. Oh, what’s down here- *falls into a small lake of acid* AAAAAAAAAAAA-

BeeP

So, am I supposed to go down?... what if I tried to go further right?

BeeP

Oh cool, a pyramid! *blows open door* damn, it’s pretty cool in- *monsters come in* OH JESUS CHRI- *dies*... IS THERE ANYTHING THAT WON’T KILL ME!?!?

BeeP

Oh cool, there’s a portal in the deep parts of the mines. I wonder what- *a fire monster rushes in* OH SHIT- *shoots it, but it bleeds lava* FUCK- *throws flask of water, which kinda helped but I didn’t notice how well it helped since I was burning to death* Dammit all.

BeeP

Okay, this is probably gonna somehow, some way, bite me in the ass, but I want to try something... *pools water on lava, it turns to some sort of stone* !!! *gasps in excitement as I remember seeing a lake of lava*

BeeP

This is one ominous fucking bridge. *crosses it no problem* oh... I expected something to jump out... oh well. *finds an orb in the middle of a giant room* what is this place? *a title card comes up, saying “The Orb Room”* Ah, of course. *picks up the orb, maximum hp extends a bit* Yes! *hears a distant rumble*... That doesn’t sound good.

*I start walking back, when suddenly a giant monster pops up from below the bridge* I KNEW IT- *goes blind* OH FUCK- *I flail around aimlessly and die* oh come on man!

BeeP

*travelled farther* I wonder how deep this place- *dies from a turret. No, not a monster, a mechanized, functional, modern, ballistic turret.*.... I have several questions

BeeP

I’m starting to think that everything, including my own spells, are trying to kill me... oh hey, what does the saw do? *it flies forward.... before coming around and slicing me.*... I don’t know why I expected it to work like Mega Man 2.

BeeP

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Comments ( 2 )
TD-

Enter the gungeon
Hades
Is a good game too, Hades idk if you will like.

5427780
Enter the gungeon is fun just got it for xbox yesterday, binding of isaac is great too.

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