Cyberpunk 2077 Giveaway [Closed] · 7:01pm Dec 30th, 2020
Yes you read the title correctly I'm giving away a copy of Cyberpunk 2077 and all you have to do is be a follower of mine, and comment below with whatever. Could be a joke, a comment on one of my stories, a 500-page essay on the historical importance of the dildo. Whatever.
Normally I don't like doing any kind of giveaways because this just leads people to think I'll do more of them, but this is a one-time thing for the holidays so I think it's okay. Plus apparently doing giveaways for patrons is against Patreon TOS here I am.
The rules are simple. Be a follower of mine, drop a comment in this blog post, and boom you will be entered for a chance to win a copy of cyberpunk 2077 on GOG, and that's it.
Happy holidays people.
Oh yeah, and the winner will be announced a week from today, so the sixth.
While a great give away. I already own a copy. Thanks anyway
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This information was not what i expected to read today XD
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Well I hope you learned something today!
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Oh I have a pile of them sitting around for use, though they tend to roll around a bit to much
I’m not really even a PC player, but I have a friend I could pass it along to. So sure
Today's weird fact that the internet tells me is 100% true is: A donkey will sink in quicksand, but a mule won't.
A is for apples and they are red
I mean, how can I resist a setup like that?
(Not mine btw, I just copy-pasted the first result that google spat out)
Evolution of Dildo’s
A sex toy is an object that is typically used to facilitate sexual pleasure for an individual, couple, or group of people (Fahs & Swank, 2013). Sex toys have been around for decades and have evolved throughout the years. One of the first sex toys was the dildo. The Greeks and Romans also called them Olisbo’s and it is speculated that the term Dildo was derived the Italian word “Delitto” which means delight (Fahs & Swank, 2013). The dildo is used for bodily penetration, used during masturbation or with a partner or partners (Wikipedia, 2014a) . The dildo is a sexual device that resembles the penis in its erect state, including its features, shape and size (Wikipedia, 2014a). It is used by many people of varying sexual orientations and gender, typically through vaginal and/or anal insertion. Although its typical uses are through vaginal and anal insertions, others may use them as forms of foreplay, gag gifts, or oral penetration (fellatio), and to stimulate the G-Spot (Wikipedia, 2014a). Dildos can come in varying forms and can be used in various ways and/or techniques. Some of the other uses of dildos are inserting them in the anus for a period of time, which is known as a butt-plug. There are also double-ended dildos which can be used with one partner for penetration in the anus and vagina, or with multiple partners to be used together (i.e., female to female, male to male) (Wikipedia, 2014a). Some double-ended dildos vary in size, shape, and overall appearance from one end to the other. There are also strap-on harnesses and also those that vibrate (Wikipedia, 2014a).
Yes you read the title correctly I'm giving away a copy of Cyberpunk 2077 and all you have to do is be a follower of mine, and comment below with whatever. Could be a joke, a comment on one of my stories, a 500-page essay on the historical importance of the dildo. Whatever.
Normally I don't like doing any kind of giveaways because this just leads people to think I'll do more of them, but this is a one-time thing for the holidays so I think it's okay. Plus apparently doing giveaways for patrons is against Patreon TOS here I am.
The rules are simple. Be a follower of mine, drop a comment in this blog post, and boom you will be entered for a chance to win a copy of cyberpunk 2077 on GOG, and that's it.
Happy holidays people.
Oh yeah, and the winner will be announced a week from today, so the sixth.
This giveaway has intrigued me... continue.
Applejack is best pony and no one can convince me otherwise.
Okay I am giving it a shot, I do enjoy many of your stories in that past, and if you are looking for a cover art for a story that you think I might like I might be able to offer a doing it. I think my portfolio speaks for itself.
Why not?
Glad I started following you just a couple days ago!
Shirly you jest!
What do you call an acid with an attitude? An a-mean-oh acid!
I'm so sorry
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I thought so
That's not something I expected, but is something to rejoice. I hope whomever wins it enjoys as much as I will
Also more Queen of the Wasteland soon please
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It's Bacon Horse and I'll fight to defend her greasy honor!
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Oh please, she is more of a bacon human now.
Gimme this broken game so I can fight some magic teleporting police
I like you stuff
So, lets put here some Christmas Songs! (I know its past Christmas, but, whatever!)
hmm *boops Jest* you have been booped
I have absolutely no interested in the giveaway, but I'd really like to know if there'll be an additional update to The First Law and/or Born in Light early in january or if we'll have to wait until the end of the month.
Yar
The only joke I have is myself. *Dab*
Happy holidays to everyone!!
That’s all for me👋
Happy Holidays, because my god the victory lap week ending 2020 should be considered a holiday in and of itself! Regardless, grats to whoever wins! Just make sure it's something you're not gonna regret running :P
Oof
If I didn't already have a copy I'd be interested
Are you sure about that?
I wonder if cyberunk would work with my 11 year old CPU. So far i have seen a lot of people having problems. Instead of burning the city i would propably burn some CPU then.
*Enters room, strikes T-pose of dominance* I have arrived
Sure, free seems a reasonable price for cp2077
Cool idea.
So, what do you think Twilight would do waking up in Night City? A world like that has some many things that would fascinate her but oh so many friendship problems. Will she save the day and reform Night City or would it become her grave. How would Silverhand act if he ended up in her head instead of V's?