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  • 50 weeks
    Semi-Original Fiction

    So:

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  • 70 weeks
    Another Rewritten "Writeoff" Poem

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  • 84 weeks
    Seasonally Appropriate Content

    From October 2016 through October 2017:

    I participated in every weekly contest at Poetry Nook. Of the 52 poems I entered during that time, I won the contest once and got four "honorable mentions." One of those was for the following, the poem I entered Christmas week of 2016.

    Mike

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  • 87 weeks
    A New, Semi-Related Short Story

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  • 92 weeks
    My Own Private Writeoff

    One of my traditions:

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Dec
25th
2020

Seasonally Appropriate Content · 2:43pm Dec 25th, 2020

From October 2016 through October 2017:

I participated in every weekly contest at Poetry Nook. Of the 52 poems I entered during that time, I won the contest once and got four "honorable mentions." One of those was for the following, the poem I entered Christmas week of 2016.

Mike

Not a Creature is Stirring

'Tis the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
Not a creature is stirring, not even a mouse.
For the mice have their stirring all done and their baking:
Their eggs are all nogging, their fruits are all caking.
It's only tonight they're allowed to relax,
To abandon their skulking and straighten their backs.

Unencumbered by everyday gnawing and squeaks,
They can polish the silver, display the antiques,
Take a brush to tuxedos, untangle the pearls—
Also ascots for boys, silken scarves for the girls.
Then the parents and children process regally
To Cotillion, rodentia's annual spree.

How the chandeliers sparkle, the ballroom aglow
As the mice in the orchestra play sweet and low.
Oh, the dancing! The etiquette! Perfect! Refined!
And there's melon in slices instead of just rind!
Until ten or ten-thirty, they'll waltz and gavotte,
But the evening is fleeting, so homeward they trot.

In more intimate settings, the families will gather
To share in the feasts and the coziest blather
Of uncles and cousins and in-laws—but then
At the chiming of midnight, they're silent again.
With a scurry, they pack all the trappings away
So the world appears normal by dawn the next day.

It sustains them, this night when they get to act nice
For the rest of the year when they have to be mice.

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Comments ( 5 )
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Their eggs are all nogging, their fruits are all caking.

This was all I needed. :D

I’m willing to give them one day, but starting tomorrow, the traps are all snapping. :fluttershysad:

This is lovely - thank you for sharing!

Happy Hearth's Warming to all!

5422063

Eggnog and fruitcake:

It's all anyone ever needs.

5422137

I had friends:

In Baltimore who had mice in their apartment, and they said they discovered they felt differently about the critters when they weren't wearing hats and bursting into song.

5422160

Thank you!

Mike

Great i love mice now

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