• Member Since 3rd May, 2019
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Carmine Craft


Just a shoddy writer, now with an okay profile pic :)

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  • 111 weeks
    Important.

    Ive recently lost someone important to me, and Ill be taking a little break from... anything and everything for a while.

    All stories are on hold for the time being.

    Sorry for the dissapointment.

    6 comments · 507 views
  • 114 weeks
    Help? Part 2?

    Im glad to hear at least a few of you would be willing to help a poor author out!

    I only have two tiers to the page at the moment, and not many perks beside, but as Im able to dedicate time and money to this, I'll make sure you're getting your money's worth!

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    1 comments · 789 views
  • 114 weeks
    Help?

    Hey!
    Its me, the self proclaimed shoddy writer!

    Ive got a question for you all.
    Patreon. Its a thing I've been tinkering with a little, but before I get too far down that road, I figured I would ask the lovely and exponentially more knowledgeable users of thus site, if its even a thing I can attach to this account.

    And even if it is, is it something y'all would be interested in?

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    5 comments · 309 views
  • 122 weeks
    The return of a Story!

    Hey all, Just posting this here to let you know that the rewrite of That Time I Became a Friendship Bomb is now Live! If you still hold any interest in the original, then I recommend you give the rewrite a look.

    I look forward to writing more for you!

    9 comments · 452 views
  • 122 weeks
    I'm still very much alive!

    Whoes that Pokemon
    Ny. Definetly pony. No other word.

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    2 comments · 238 views
Dec
24th
2020

Story updates. · 12:39am Dec 24th, 2020

So, Im gonna try and be a little more professional about where I leave updates to my stories. Instead of just leaving comments on random ones, I'll try and keep all the updates contained to this blog, make sense? Yes? Good, glad someone gets it, can you explain it to me?:derpytongue2:

Friendship Bomb: Currently in major rewrite. The prologue is finished and only needs polished, and the first chapter is sitting at a cool 1900 words, and isn't quite ready.

Time and a Half: I... don't like how it went, so im doing it again, but slightly to the left:derpytongue2:
Ill be posting the entire rewrite as a single chapter, which currently sits at 7k. Hey, atleast the previous chaptwrs are still cannon. In a sense.

Improperly Wiped Hard Drive: I fricken love this story. The amount of effort going into writing it is frankly disproportionate to how well I think I'll be able to portray it. But a brief overview! There are 12, possibly 15 pony races. Meaning there are 4-5 types of earth pony and so on. The major things holding this story back are that the co author jumped ship before he even wrote his half of the tribe list, and that I'm working on other things at the moment.

Mystery story one: the story that currently holds my longest chapter ever, or it used to, at some point. It involves "time shenanigans" and lazy attempts at avoiding paradoxes that commenters will bring up. If you like Twilight, then I think you'll really like this story. Or at least I hope you will, since its my interpretations of her.

Mystery story two: the story that I was writing until I switched gears and went to Mystery story three. Its got a great, mildly confusing prologue, and I've rewritten the first chapter four times. The main thing holding it back is balancing dialog between two of the main characters. I've gone with non existent, way too much. A sprinkle here and there, and most recently, non existent and the main character doesnt even think readable thoughts most of the time, because I took a throw away line from the prologue and ran too far with it.

Mystery story three: my current writing obsession. The main character goes on informational tangents and tries to complete an ancient spell. No, not the one you thinking. Were currently sitting at 9k, and then I came here to write this update blog thingy. Heavy time shenanigans and me putting forth a unique spin on Starlight Glimmers history meddling I dont think you've read before~:twilightsmile:

Mystery story four: which on is this again? Its kinda confusing not using the proper titles..
Ah yes! This is another Hie I originally started to just work through my writers block. As you can probably tell, this didnt work all that good. It involves some poor sap switching places with a pony who wants more out of life, nkt quite in the usual way, ancient magical artifacts that people use to make new ones, and in an omake, Trixie being sued by hasbro for copy right legal stuffs.

Mystery story five: okay, I did it as a bit last time, but this one I really do have to go and check...
Ah! Okay. This story involves an alternate take on history, the heavenly bodies being used as weapons, and the alicorn that has to keep an all consuming darkness from well, consuming all. It involves what will hopefully be an interesting little tid bits of culture, fun to write fight scenes. And some poor joe/blank slate alicorn stepping into the shoes of the sisters. If you like sunbutt and moonbutt, this story might not ve for you. Or it might, what do I know?

Mystery story six: thats all of them I have in google docs, what do you mean there's more? Check fim? Okay... oh, geez. I have to many of these.
This story involves, well, romance? I think? Treason, okay, cool. Espionage. Perfect look alikes. And someone's face being introduced to a vital component for constructing walls, really hard. Sitting at a... cliffnotes of what I want the first chapter to include.

There done. Any more? No no, that one probably won't happen. What do you mean, "am I gonna make any more to inflate the size of this post?" No, Ill probably make more in the future, and Friendship bomb has at least two split off stories planned, but im not smart enough to come up with new stories on the spot to make an excuse as to why I havent been writing.

Hope that puts some of you at ease. If ya got any questions, feel free to ask em, and I'll try to answer.

Welp, Im tired of fixing my grammar here, so I'm going back to writing, and binging the Markiplier uno playlist in the background!

Comments ( 4 )

I just want to say if you need any help whatsoever I would gladly give it to you.

Like if you need an Editor/proofreader I would gladly help out

Like literally anything I really really realllyyyyyyyyyyy like your writing and I want as many people as possible to experience it as quickly as possible :twilightsmile:

5421035
Aww, thank you! :twilightblush:
I dont currently need any more editors, since im not making use of the generous ones I do have, but I will do my best to get something out to you and everyone else as quickly as I can!

Time and a Half
Why rewrite? i love this story!

5421244
So do I! Basically nothing is changing, but I feel I rushed things slightly, maybe. I dunno what I did that rubbed me the wrong way, but I'm fixing it. And as said, the chapters are still cannon.

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