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MlpHero


Where headcanon becomes absurd and canon absurder

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  • 7 weeks
    Canon+ Lore Dump 1: Bolt-Throwers and Magi-Throwers

    Information:
    Bolt-Throwers are a new weapon, introduced in my headcanon. Bolt-Throwers are loaded with… well, bolts, which are essentially big nails.

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  • 7 weeks
    I should really make a come back here

    Gotta do my redemption arc lmao

    The next BFR chapter is at 1670 words. It's coming

    It's just my tism has me working on like

    8 different stories lmao

    I might start dropping Canon+ stuff tho. Mainly lore dumps

    I'm also working on the cover art so yippeeeeeee

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  • 15 weeks
    Not Dead Yet. Surprisingly

    So uh… where the fuck have I been?

    So as some of you know, I don’t log onto Fimfic that much anymore, unless it’s to update a story (I might change that, but Fimfic doesn’t seem to get a lotta traction anymore-)

    So what’s up? Where are the stories? Why am I dead?

    Well, it’s mostly because I’m not particularly smart. Basically, I have a *bunch* of side projects I’ve started working on.

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  • 26 weeks
    New Blue Fang chapter out

    Gods above, I really gotta get a schedule or something.

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  • 36 weeks
    Current Projects

    This is a list of ongoing or planned projects

    Firstly, I have a new saga that’s not MLP!

    Introducing

    Journeys

    This is a new fic series based on a Pokémon AU I’ve had for some time now, but it’s out now on Ao3! Two chapters so far, but many more to come!

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Dec
20th
2020

In Conclusion, Get Fricked · 11:01pm Dec 20th, 2020

Snapdragon sat at a table with some other girls, as well as a boy, who had (somehow) impressed Snapdragon enough that she decided to become his girlfriend. Snapdragon was scratching off lottery tickets when one came up with 25,000 bits. She squeed and held the ticket up. Her boyfriend was also excited, but she cut him off and eventually broke up with him to keep all the savings for herself.

Well, it turns out that her boyfriend bought the tickets. So, the check got sent to him instead of her

Comments ( 17 )

Serves her right.

Yes! Finally, she gets karma!

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“Oh come on! Don’t I at least get something?!”

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Perhaps.

5418988
Oh, you already got something.

You got rekt.

5418988
Oh, sure! *pulls out bow and arrow and notches arrow* Here you go! Where do you want it?

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“Hmph...” *bitchy pout*

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“Oh come on, you wouldn’t shoot an Elite. I have "connections".”

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So do I, and I'm not a changeling anyway so being an Elite means nothing to me

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“Grr... security!”

*cricket chirping*

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*Smirks and raises bow* again, where do you want it? Either you pick or I choose for you

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bruh :rainbowlaugh:

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“Eek!” *flees the scene*

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Okay, see you later

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