The Man In The Painting

Anomaly Class:
>[Difficilis]<

The Man In The Painting is a painting of a man trapped in a painting. He seems to be scared or shocked and seems to be banging on the painting. The painting is usually inanimate. However, when direct eye contact or intentional physical is made with the painting, the man will become animate, and will say something to the subject; but since it’s a painting, no sounds will come from it. However, it’s important that the subject must answer back.

The man is actually greeting the subject. And it is imperative that subject greet it back. If not, then the Man In The Painting’s face will shift into an angry or pouty face. Soon after, an ink like portal will open up near the subject and the subject will be pulled into the portal, later having their face replace the man’s face for a brief period.

As far as we know, we’re keeping this thing wrapped in a cloth.

Comments

[Melody Song]

Woah

[MlpHero]

5418453
Yeah. I don’t feel like being a painting

5418452
Yea. Don’t stare at it for too long

[BezierBallad]

Looks like someone has been playing Luigi’s Mansion.

[Melody Song]

5418458
Got it *salutes*

[MlpHero]

5418459
Perhaps.

5418461
5418462
Yea. Also, no photographs or videos. You can draw it, however, as the painting doesn’t react to it.

[Melody Song]

5418465
Okay

[BezierBallad]

5418465
Unless it’s a really bad drawing, then it’ll be all like:
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c5/Edvard_Munch%2C_1893%2C_The_Scream%2C_oil%2C_tempera_and_pastel_on_cardboard%2C_91_x_73_cm%2C_National_Gallery_of_Norway.jpg/1200px-Edvard_Munch%2C_1893%2C_The_Scream%2C_oil%2C_tempera_and_pastel_on_cardboard%2C_91_x_73_cm%2C_National_Gallery_of_Norway.jpg

[MlpHero]

5418468
...

Okay we’re locking you in a cell on Tuesdays

[MlpHero]

5418469
Of course. 'Upstream responses of unknown length not supported' should set it off.

[BezierBallad]

5418471
Heheh... Just fixed that.

[MlpHero]

5418473
Heheheh

5418475
Heh, perhaps

[Just Some Toast]

Has someone tried painting a mustache on him?

[MlpHero]

5418481
Hm... maybe we should try that

[Just Some Toast]

5418483
Try drawing some glasses on him as well, being in a painting mustn't be good for ones eyesight.

[MlpHero]

5418486
Fair enough