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I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 5 weeks
    Bendy still writing

    I'm still writing I'm just being distracted by other things. I'm not throwing out stories like a blitzkrieg anymore. I still here everyday if you want to PM me or whatever. Open for messages if you want to talk to me.

    Just wanted to keep you posted.

    3 comments · 85 views
  • 6 weeks
    Did you ever accidentally say your favorite pony.

    "Oh, Twilight."

    After just kissing your girlfriend... Yeah, that happened to me. I must have pulled a good saving throw because she just laughed.

    Damnit, Twilight.

    13 comments · 142 views
  • 11 weeks
    Dwarves having a dinner party with ponies

    Dwalin: Where's the meat?"

    I think it would go like this. It probably be the same case for many humans as well. I think it interesting to make the ponies vegetarian since it adds cultural conflict when interacting with humans.

    I think it be good to see some more human and pony stories exploring this topic.

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    5 comments · 97 views
  • 14 weeks
    Lesson Zero Twilight Story

    I already made one. But I plan on making another one.

    But this time... she is big. Really big.

    And, of course, a poor little human has to deal with the giant crazy horse.

    2 comments · 122 views
  • 19 weeks
    What I love to read and write about.

    Butts. That is all.

    Link to gif. https://derpibooru.org/images/2991479

    2 comments · 92 views

Movies that could never be made today? · 8:33am Dec 11th, 2020

What movies could never be made today?

Report Bendy · 209 views · #Movies #movie
Comments ( 9 )

Blazing Saddles. The humor alone wouldn't be allowed as it is. It would be heavily censored and very "pointed" in one direction.

Any of the Monty Python movies

Police Academy and Spaceballs

Tropic Thunder, perhaps the last movie that will ever use blackface.

El Dorado

They'd still make that, it'd just be full of more politics.

Somewhere in the multiverse is an Earth that never experienced the masterpiece that is El Dorado, and my heart weeps for those sad children.

Almost all Mel Brooks honestly.

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