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BezierBallad


Pharynx is best changeling. CHANGE MY MIND.

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  • Today
    ‘Licious Raspberry

    “Hey Dante, I’m finally back! Are you home?”

    Undead Bez was met with a muffled, booming sound, presumably from Dante’s studio.

    “…Huh. What’s he up to?” She inquired aloud, stepping closer to the source of the bass heavy music. Should I knock? Would he even hear me? she wondered as she reached the door to the studio.

    “Yo!” A voice answered, as the music stopped. 

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  • Saturday
    I’m actually not sure which crack ship I prefer—

    Pharynx x Discord or Pharynx x Sombra?

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  • Saturday
    hey wait a minute—

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  • Saturday
    Since it’s December, it just came to me.

    Remember this garbage I wrote?


    🎶For the twelfth pizza order, the toppings I will need...🎶

    🍕Twelve Pepperonis🍕
    🌶Eleven Jalapeños🌶
    🧄Ten Cloves Of Garlic🧄
    🔶Nine Yellow Peppers🔶
    🧅Eight Onion Slices🧅
    🍍Seven Chopped Pineapples🍍
    🌭Six Balls Of Sausage🌭
    🐟Five Anchovieeees~🐟
    🥓Four Bacon Bits🥓
    🍄Three Mushrooms🍄
    ⚫️Two Black Olives⚫️
    🧀And A Dash Of Some Parmesan Cheeeeese~🧀

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  • Tuesday
    *Insert Jaws reference here*

    Griff shook his flaming mane free of the several shards of glass. Bezier looked over, blinking in disbelief at the sight. “Yeesh, where’d all that come from? Crashed into a window or something?”

    “When sand gets too hot, begins to crystallize. Perhaps Griffon should not have taken nose dive into that sand castle.”

    “Honestly I’m just glad it didn’t cut you or anything.”

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Dec
6th
2020

Lashing Out · 4:43pm Dec 6th, 2020

Passion and Umbra smiled as they watched their son comfort their daughter.

Bezier, however, had mixed emotions over the matter. “I... I don’t understand. Paul, I... you said you hated your sister...”

Paul looked over. “I ...it’s just common courtesy, alright?! I can’t hate her right now...she’s scared, and she doesn’t need me to add anymore bullshit to make the situation worse!”

“But... but...”

Paul hugs Black Berry tighter, pressing his snout in her mane to calm down. Black Berry looked up to her brother. “...you don’t...actually hate me, do you...?”

Paul shook his head. “...no...never...

Never? For some reason, Bez felt her blood boiling. “Didn’t you hear him? Did you forget that part where he said she whined like a baby? What about that part where he called her a mistake? Or... what about that part where she was the result of a broken condom? Or that part where he outright said that all he cared about was slipping chloroform into her cereal?

The siblings winced at the outburst.

“Bez, please, just calm down—” Passion tried to say.

“No! I’m not calming down! I’ve had enough of creatures acting like this! I-I...” Bez turned to face Paul. “I take back what I said about Pharynx,” she said. “What you did was a new low.”

And with that, she turned and left, with all the others staring in shock.

...I can’t believe I just said that.

Comments ( 26 )

5410689
“What?!”
5410690
I know, right?

5410692
I...can't believe you did that...

5410692
Yea

Hero has some competition

5410695
Wait, really?
5410694
“Me? What about him? He’s been hating his sister for the sheer sake of hating her!”

5410696
And he's changed! How is that so hard to understand?!

5410696
Ye

The two have the ability to lash out (roll credits) to get their point across.

5410698
Wow. That and they’re both unreformed changelings.

5410697
“What? No one else called him out for what he said to his own flesh and blood!”

5410699
Yep

Perfect friendly competition

5410700
Because he didn't really mean it!

5410704
“How can you tell?! Even if he didn’t mean it, what he said could’ve scarred her for life!
5410705
Mhm.

5410707
yep.

now i bet Paul has some mixed emotions.

5410707
But she never stopped loving him! Because they're family!

5410708
Wonder if he feels like he deserves it or not.

5410712
*Growls* Do. Not. Yell. At. Me.

5410714
Yeeeah, Bezzy’s having a serious moment right now

5410711
I remember when Oculus did this same thing to Pentagon.

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