It does make you think... · 7:29pm Nov 29th, 2020
Guy 1: What does "www" mean?
Guy 2: World Wide Web.
Guy 1: Correct. And how many syllables does it all have?
Guy 2: Three.
Guy 1: Yes. Now tell me......how does each first letter put together make NINE syllables?
Guy 2: .........!!!
Because W (“double U”)
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Easy! dou-ble U dou-ble U dou-ble U. That's nine syllables.
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Mind-blowing move!!!
It's 1:30 am my time, I'm tired, why did you have to blow my mind before I went to sleep?
Double U (W) lookin more like Double V, which ironically would be the same number of syllables. Also why is every letter in our alphabet monosyllabic except W. Why is W so special?!
Also if you add all the syllables of each word in order it goes 7, 6, 5. Aren't descending numbers pleasing to the eye?
I'm very tired... You did this to me KME, KME is also 3 syllables!
And thus, the cycle continues.
It's 3:05 right now and my roommate is wondering why I'm screaming ",HOLY S***" in all caps.
English is a funny language...