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Nov
26th
2020

Plot Bunny Theater: Moichendizing! · 11:22pm Nov 26th, 2020

Random pony idea. The Main 6 all have novels, comics, and other media based on them. Or roughly based on them. Along with merchandise. Their reactions to this stuff could be fun. And very lewd.

Dash: "So, what's a flesh light? I mean, if it's a flashlight, it's blocked by the bits on it. Why do they match my fur?"

Rarity: "I can't bring myself to tell her....."

Fluttershy: "I'm actually surprised she doesn't know what one is, I mean I even know."

Applejack: "It's like a dildo fer stallions."

Dash: "... And it's modeled on me?"

Applejack: "Yes indeed."

Dash: "... So thousands of stallions are whacking it, imagining they're plowing me?"

Applejack: "Eeyup."

Dash: "... AWESOME! I AM A SEX GODDESS!"

Rarity: "Twilight's outsells yours, however."

Dash: "DAMNIT TWILIGHT!"

Rarity: "5 to 1, in fact. Goodness, she's popular."

Cue the merchandizing wars!

Comments ( 8 )

Now I wanna see Twilight's reaction...

My only question is whether an aged member of Grubber's species named Yogurt is behind it all.

And some of those novels are written by Twilight's mother Also Twilight. Because why restrict that joke to the human world?

Dash: "Well... at least I'm the number 2 sex goddess."

Rarity: "Oh heavens no. Twilight and you are a distant 2nd and 3rd in sales."

Dash: "Then who the buck is first?"

Applejack: "That would be Fluttershy."

Fluttershy: "EEP!"

Dash: "WHAT!?"

Applejack: "She has 10 times the sales of the rest of ours combined."

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You aren't going to beat an ex-supermodel unless they've let themselves go in the meanwhile, and she never had to put effort into her appearance in the first place.

There's a whole lot more out there that you could make money off the royalties, Dashie. Real dolls, waifu pillows, sexy plushies, costumes etc...

Of course that triggers the naughty bits of my brain ad makes me ask: Is there a pony version of only fans? Are there cross-species dressers? How many letters a day do the mane 6 get from young mares and stallions saying they were the first iages they masturbated to? Are there adult novelties of the other princesses and Shining Armor?

I see someone's been browsing Bad Dragon :rainbowlaugh:

I've always been convinced that the Mane Six have all sorts of merchandise of themselves being sold in Equestria. Maybe even beyond. Of course, poor Spike is forgotten except in the Crystal Empire.

But sex toys?

Though if they were being sold Dash would turn it into a competition. That would be highly entertaining to read. Maybe a little disturbing too.

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