Twister II · 8:37pm Nov 21st, 2020
“So Passion and Umbra are playing Twister again?”
“Mhm. They’ve been playing it since they were kids.”
“Look how adorable they look.”
Bezier looked over to the pair; Passion and Umbra were both in twisted poses, but most noticeable thing about it was Passion’s large, plump butt right in Umbra’s face.
She snickered. “Enjoying the view, Umbra?”
He growled. “I hate you guys...”
“How long have they been like this anyway?”
“Twenty minutes. Probably more.”
Bezier was about to say something about that when she heard a faint stomach rumbling from Passion. “...What was that?”
“Must’ve been the burritos and eggs.”
“In that case... shouldn’t we help Umbra out of this position, guys?”
“Whaaaat? You said he was enjoying the view, right?”
“Yes, but—”
The changeling was cut off by a loud, wet, heavy and explosive ripping noise that came from the now-blushing unicorn.
The other three stared in shocked silence as they watched Umbra gag and cough from the stench. “D-Damn it, Passion...”
“...I say we help him now.”
Heh, yes, help him
Ouch
Oh god, you might need to send a rescue team in there for that one.
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Pffffft—
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“Look who’s talking, miss ‘I-Don’t-Wanna-Ruin-This-Adorable-Moment’.”
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Sure thing!
But... who do we call?
From the distance: Ghostbusters!
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Ouch is right.
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That was before he farted
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“Sure...”
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Heheh.
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Call someone with expertise in chemical warfare.
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Okay.
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Well, I tried to help Umbra after Passion said he was going to fart, didn't I?
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What have we learned today, folks?
That Passion is the real reason why we wear face masks twenty-four seven.
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Maybe get a clean up crew also, there might have been something other than gas coming out with how wet that sounded.
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Pfft!
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Mate, I'd be wearing a gas-mask if that was the case. Face masks do fuck all for farts.