šSo this is Basically The Truth Behind My Little Pony. · 10:08pm Nov 19th, 2020
"Da Trooth Beind My Wittle Pon" is a series of dark MLP fanfics that was most likely made after a nightmare or an acid trip. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic never happened. THE END!!!
The show still exists though, as it only appears on select televisions and those televisions are the ones where bad things happen. The Ponies come to the mortal world to feast on human flesh, which sounds like every zombie story to ever exist (mainly Marvel Zombies). They have the ability to access the mortal world through:
- The television (which isn't confusing at all).
- The mirrors (which is only used twice in the whole series).
- And the shadows (very hard and rarely used).
Earth Ponies are still strong but also useless in the plot, unless you're Applejack. Pegasi are still useless in the plot, but are still able to fly. Unicorns are, again, useless to the plot, and can't use magic, because magic isn't real. HOLY CRAP!!! Discord has magic! Wait, how is this any different to the other ponies? Here's the thing, the writers left it out.
It's best to think of the main characters as side characters, as every story focuses on a different event, and probably never get back in another story. My favorite characters are the ones that are a main character in one story, then only gets mentioned in later stories, and probably never returns in the series ever again, or wait until one year later for an incomplete story, and wait a few more years for it to finish. There's also a lot of antagonists and little to no protagonists. That's dumb. Heroes are stupid. I personally can't wait for when Anna finally hooks up with Derpy's ghost. Wait, is that something I can't say? Oh FFUUUU-
"Hi there, I'm Opium4TmassS. I recommend checking out anything other than this series. Support my patreon."
Oh my god, I'm finally done. This took a while to think of, and there's so many jokes I could go with, but I decided not to. I mean nothing that I typed, it's a great series and I love to see more soon.
5401121
This is fucking glorious.
5403384
Thank you.