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  • 7 weeks
    So, what happened?

    Basically, a ton. I had been so busy and tired that it isn’t funny. I’ve been sick for three weeks, I had to take care of someone else’s dog at someone else’s house for two weeks, and I had to start remodeling for the past month while also setting up to get started with other personal matters. Holy shit this was the shittiest summer, and I’m only half way through. In any case, that’s what’s

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  • 10 weeks
    I just can’t catch a break-

    Not even two days after I finally got over my illness, a family member was sent to the hospital. It’s something to do with low hemoglobin levels, and I spent a week taking care of their house and dog. I was scared throughout the entire week, because I had no clue what was wrong and if they’d recover, but they are currently doing fine and may be back to normal soon. In other news, there is now

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  • 12 weeks
    A Sick Boy rants about stuff (random)

    Yo, it’s ya Boi here with... I still don’t feel well. My head’s fuzzy and it’s been hard to really focus on anything. At least I’m not feeling as bad as last week. Covid’s weird. Anyway, I can’t sleep and I wanna rant. Future me will decide whether or not to post it later.

    BeeP

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  • 13 weeks
    Ace Combat 3 Pt4

    Sally: Nemo, I don’t understand why we are playing chess again. You’ve lost 27 times and won 0.
    Me: Sally, you and I both know I’ll lose this, but eventually, I’ll win for once.

    Sally: Incoming message: Rena.
    Me: *smiles* aight.

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  • 15 weeks
    A small quick update (personal health)

    Just giving a quick update. My muscles still hurt like nothing else, my head is still fuzzy enough that I can’t get much done, and my monthly slump is kicking in. On the plus side, I’m living out my childhood of drinking apple juice and ginger ale (the apple juice is something with a bit of sugar, but not as rough as the ginger ale or other sodas). My forehead’s terrible for checking my

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Oct
27th
2020

TTISI: Oh fuck I’m speedrunning Ace Combat 7 oh shi- · 6:50pm Oct 27th, 2020

McKinsley: How the hell did you end up in prison?
Me: I’ve already destroyed the bombers before they were mentioned, I bombed the fuckers that decided to exist or something, I fucked up a big ass airplane while singing the glorious Russian Soviet Anthem because fuck the fact that the arsenal bird was just an Amazon drone hub in disguise and I may or may not have accidentally shot down the osean president.
McKinsley:... Sounds like Solitary to me.
Me: God dammit.

BeeP

Erusian: How the fuck did you take down all our bombers!? AGAIN!?!?
Me: Wouldn’t you like to know weather boy.

BeeP

Bandog: Now just destroy all three anti-air bases in... I dunno, how’s 20 minutes sound?
Count: 3 bases in 20 minutes!? That’s impossible!
Me: Done.
Bandog:... Wait wha- *checks clock* it’s been ten- what the fuck did you do!?
Me: Showed them the elevator to hell.

BeeP

Mihaly: Who the fuck is this new g-
Me: Omai wah, mo, S H I N D E R U .
Mihaly: N-NANI!?!?
Me: *SPAMS QAAMS*

BeeP

Me: If we can’t have the oil- *starts bombing* THEN NO ONE CAN!!!

BeeP

Fuck this mountain level bullshit-

BeeP

Me: Defenses are gone.
Bandog: In five minutes?
Me: Did I fucking stutter?
Count:... You’re scary, you know that?
McKinsley: So anyway, fuck you for protecting me-

BeeP

Long caster: Alright, hand me a sandwich-
Wiseman: Oh Jesus- Trigger’s already downing the support structures for the refuel stations!
Long Caster: Huh..... Welp, who’s up for Italian? I’m buying.
Me: WHEN THE MISSILE FLASHES BY AND THE ALERTS CATCH YOUR EYE, IT’S NOT OKAAAAAAY!!!

BeeP

Ground Unit: Hey, uh, I thought enemies were supposed to attack?
AWACS Longcaster: They did.
GU:... Where are they?
Me: dealt with.
Arsenal Bird: Hey Hey Hey, it’s ya boi- oh fuck the communist’s here- RUN-
Me: SLYOOOOOO-

BeeP

Me: Done.
Count: No, bullshit, the counter just started.
Longcaster: Yeah, the targets are still there.
Me: I know, I just wanted to trip y’all up. This one takes forever no matter what I do.

BeeP

SP Mission 1 (takes place before mission 14)

Torres: Yo ho ho- you're fucking up my white sheets in minutes- how the fuck-
Osean Officer: (canonically and basically says) You know, despite the fact that Trigger (main character) is gung-ho on following these suicidal orders and actually doing a shit load of good, I think I’mma order a hit squad on this bitch.

Headache 1: Mimic squadron, Rage and Scream is here. Scream, don’t mess with-
Headache 2: *kills an Erusian*
Headache 1: I mean, it’s technically okay, but we’re just here for- *gets fucked* WTF- I JUST GOT HERE-
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP-

BeeP

Torres: Oh fuck they’re back- fuck it, five minutes is good enough- PEACE

Osean Officer: Oh wait did I forget to cancel that hit squad?
Headaches: Bazinga-
Me: FUCK OFF *kills Rage*
Scream: NOOO!!!
Me: *kills Scream* there, now you two are together forever in hell.

BeeP

Torres: GOD DAMMIT- HOW’D YOU FIND US!?!?
Me: With some bouncy bois.
Torres: FINE, we surrender!
Me:...
Torres:... When we die- FIRE THE FUCKING NUKE-
Me: *hits the launcher*
Torres: *fires* FUCK I MISSED- FUCK IT, SINK THE BACK OF THE SHIP FOR ELEVATION!!!
Me: Hippity hoppity- go down with your property!

BeeP

Longcaster: Holy shit he’s actually flying full speed through the valley.
Me: I’ve done less than a minute before- I sure as fuck am doing it again. The pizza will still be hot and ready by the time this is over.

BeeP

Me: Yo Mihaly, heard you trained Yellow 13?
Mihaly: Uh, yeah?
Me: Hm. So that’s why he died.
Mihaly: OH YOU LITTLE BITCH- *kills Wiseman*
Me: NO!!! I ACTUALLY LIKED HIM!!!
Mihaly: TALK SHIT ONE MORE TIME I DARE YOU.

BeeP

Escort: WOW, there’s no traffic!
Me: You can thank me now.

BeeP

Me: Fuck this mission.

BeeP

Mihaly: Oh for fuck’s sake-
Me: OMAI WAH, MO, SHINDERU!!!
Mihaly: Well fu- *gets QAAMed*

BeeP

ME: DIE YOU CAPITALIST METAL PIG!!!
Arsenal Bird: OH FUCK IT’S THE COMMIE- *dies*

BeeP

Drone: How the fuck did you fly through the tunnel already!?
Me: Practice. *S L A M S drone* Peace! *dips out at full speed*

BeeP

Finishing time: 3 hours, and 49 minutes (rounded down).

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