Okay, uh... how do I begin this? Well, I suppose I should start with the obvious. Yes, I've been distracted. If you follow me on Archive that should be obvious. And if you don't, you totally should btw. Yes, I'm shameless.
... god. Why. Why. Why do people do this. This reminds me of that stupid ad of a guy riding a broom like a witch and saying he's 'Tik-Toking'. NO ONE ASKED TO BRING THESE ABOMINATIONS TO OUR WORLD.
Contrary to popular opinion, this isn't actually a serious attempt at slang: what happened was that, halfway through, the guy writing the traffic message had a seizure over the keyboard.
Yeah I can see what they're doing. . . and how badly they're messing it up. I don't even use that kind of lingo myself, but I know that those words are supposed to be used ironically. Also yeet usually refers to throwing or tossing something very far. . . that's kind of the opposite of what you want drivers to be doing.
I think I just shrivelled up and died just seeing this.
This is worse than parents trying to act hip and cool
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This is the Department of Transportation trying to act hip and cool.
Also, I'm pretty sure they got it backwards. Aren't seatbelts there to prevent yeets?
... Kill me... KILL MEEEEEEE....
*splashes water in my face*
... god. Why. Why. Why do people do this. This reminds me of that stupid ad of a guy riding a broom like a witch and saying he's 'Tik-Toking'. NO ONE ASKED TO BRING THESE ABOMINATIONS TO OUR WORLD.
When the government tries to act cool
God such level of cringe shouldn't exist.
*Take an A class amnesiac*
What?
What does that say and is it in Ebonics?
Toots Yeet Yo is the name of my Nerdcore Chiptune band.
Bricklayer, is this actually near where you live, or did you just find this online?
The laughter may just end up causing more accidents. But at least hopefully people will be buckled up when they crash.
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At least pull over before you start popping the pills.
Whoever had the idea for this better have been fired.
Who ever came up with that deserves a fraking beer.
What does Toooots Yeet Yo mean?
are you kidding? this is hilarious, I love it!
Contrary to popular opinion, this isn't actually a serious attempt at slang: what happened was that, halfway through, the guy writing the traffic message had a seizure over the keyboard.
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"In 2020, refusing to wear a seatbelt resulted in over 2,000 accidental deaths by excessive yeeting.
Please, stop the yeets.
Wear the belt.
YOLO."
- Message endorsed by the US Department of Transportation: Totally Radical Division.
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I'm sorry but what this whole thing was about?
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I meant because you're taking an amnesiac.
I would actually accelerate towards a bridge pillar if I saw that.
The amount of facepalms in the world will never reach the amount I feel this deserves.
Yeah I can see what they're doing. . . and how badly they're messing it up.
I don't even use that kind of lingo myself, but I know that those words are supposed to be used ironically.
Also yeet usually refers to throwing or tossing something very far. . . that's kind of the opposite of what you want drivers to be doing.