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  • 8 weeks
    So, what happened?

    Basically, a ton. I had been so busy and tired that it isn’t funny. I’ve been sick for three weeks, I had to take care of someone else’s dog at someone else’s house for two weeks, and I had to start remodeling for the past month while also setting up to get started with other personal matters. Holy shit this was the shittiest summer, and I’m only half way through. In any case, that’s what’s

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  • 12 weeks
    I just can’t catch a break-

    Not even two days after I finally got over my illness, a family member was sent to the hospital. It’s something to do with low hemoglobin levels, and I spent a week taking care of their house and dog. I was scared throughout the entire week, because I had no clue what was wrong and if they’d recover, but they are currently doing fine and may be back to normal soon. In other news, there is now

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  • 14 weeks
    A Sick Boy rants about stuff (random)

    Yo, it’s ya Boi here with... I still don’t feel well. My head’s fuzzy and it’s been hard to really focus on anything. At least I’m not feeling as bad as last week. Covid’s weird. Anyway, I can’t sleep and I wanna rant. Future me will decide whether or not to post it later.

    BeeP

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  • 15 weeks
    Ace Combat 3 Pt4

    Sally: Nemo, I don’t understand why we are playing chess again. You’ve lost 27 times and won 0.
    Me: Sally, you and I both know I’ll lose this, but eventually, I’ll win for once.

    Sally: Incoming message: Rena.
    Me: *smiles* aight.

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  • 17 weeks
    A small quick update (personal health)

    Just giving a quick update. My muscles still hurt like nothing else, my head is still fuzzy enough that I can’t get much done, and my monthly slump is kicking in. On the plus side, I’m living out my childhood of drinking apple juice and ginger ale (the apple juice is something with a bit of sugar, but not as rough as the ginger ale or other sodas). My forehead’s terrible for checking my

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Oct
25th
2020

TTISI: I ACCIDENTALLY SPEEDRAN KIRBY SUS OH GOD HELP- · 4:25am Oct 25th, 2020

*Spring Breeze pla-* GOD FUCKING DAMMIT PENGUIN ASS MOTH-

BeeP

Dedede: So, y’all got the food?
Bandana Dee: Of course sir!
Dedede: Good! Make sure we’ve got proper-
Me: *bursts through the wall*- ERFUCKER!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOTTA TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN!?!?
Dedede: How did you get here?!
Me: *S L A M S him with a hammer* DON’T FUCKIN’ DO THIS SHIT.*tosses castle to proper place.* FUCKIN’ BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER.

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Dyna Blade: *shadow passes me*
Me: SO YOU’VE CHOSEN DEATH MOTHER FUCKER-

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Chef Boi: Hey Kirb-
Me: FUCK OFF- *Cuts a bitch* - AAAAAAAAAAA-

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Mage: Thank God we finally finished this new,y furnished castle.
Knight: Uh, Kirby’s here, and he has-
*the castle walls suddenly go down, and I’m flipping them off with a nubbly, while the other holds a hammer*

Me: B I T C H, YOU THOUGHT-

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Mini Boss: You’ll suff-
Me: *uppercuts with hammer*

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Dyna: *SQUAK!?!?*
Me: SPEED MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT!?!? *upper cuts with hammer, tosses unborn children off the side of the mountain* FUCK I’M BROKE!!!

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Whale; Who the fuck are you!?
Me: Death.

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Magician: Wanna see a magic-
Me: *uppercuts*
Dark Knight: Well that wasn’t very nice-
Me: *uppercuts*
Dragon: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET A HAMMER FROM-
Me: *upper cuts* BULLSHIT RPG ASS MOTHERFUCKER-

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Chameleon: *I never talk to him since I don’t really have to*

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Voodoo Rock: You got here ten minutes ago, how the fuck are you so fast?!
Me: I DON’T DO THE VOODOO OR JIU JITSU YOU DO YOU FRUIT LOOP *Uppercuts him*

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Dedede: I want a rematch! This time, we’ll race-
Me: DONE BITCH, BYE!!!
Dedede: *looks out to see that all the food around the mountain is gone, and all the waddle Dee finish lines are burning with scorch marks* Wha- what!?

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Metaknight: It’s obvious that Kirby’s too strong, and the King is too weak. Thus, that’s why I-
Captain Bird: Wait, Kirby’s here already!?
Robot: Oh no!
Lieutenant Dee: OH NO!!!
Metaknight: Omay, fuck the monologue, take off!

Captain:... Alright, it appears he’s-
Lieutenant Dee: HE’S BACK!!!
Metaknight: Fire at Kirby!
Captain:... He’s a quick little shit isn’t he- WHY THE FUCK IS DYNA BLADE-

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Metaknight: Pick up the sword Kirby, and we’ll-
Me: *slices him like in Smash Bros.* BEGONE THOT-

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Marx: Kirby! The sun and-
Me: FUUUUUUUUU- *warps out*
Marx:... That was easier than I- wait how is he- did he just collect all the star powers!? Oh shit- *flies off*

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Me: Got all the shits, now make the sun and
Marx: I THINK KIRBY’S A POOPYBUTTHOLE AND THAT I SHOUKD RULE THE UNIVERSE!!!
Me: MOTHER FUCKER- *uppercuts him* STFU
Marx: H-how did you beat me so fast!?
Me: SPEED MOTHERUCKER.

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King Dedede: Alright, I need to clobber that Kirbeh. I’ve got my electro-rocketized-spacebaby-killing-mallet, my mask, a giant airship defending the castle, and of course, Bandana Dee. Nothing can-

Me: *bursts through the wall, as the airship behind me is falling on fire* HEARD YOU TALKIN’ SHIT- *upper cuts him with mallet* BITCHASS MITHER FUCKER!!!

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Marx: Heheh, no way he can suspect-
Me: HEY FUCKER.
Marx: Oh fuck- HOW’D YOU GET PAST ALL THE BOSSES!?!?
Me: It’s gone down to hammer town. BUT YOU’RE JUST GOING TO HELL!!!

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Marx: This time, I’m ready! Hahahahaha! I’ve got-

Me: HEARD TALKING SHIT BITCH- *SLAMS him with hammer*

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Comments ( 4 )

HE'S TOO POWERFUL AKDJDHDJDJDNDN

Love how Dedede's rocket powered Hammer O'Death 5000 is no match for Kirby's wooden mallet that he can somehow light on fire at will. Also Hammer Flip OP!

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