TTISI: I ACCIDENTALLY SPEEDRAN KIRBY SUS OH GOD HELP-

*Spring Breeze pla-* GOD FUCKING DAMMIT PENGUIN ASS MOTH-

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Dedede: So, y’all got the food?
Bandana Dee: Of course sir!
Dedede: Good! Make sure we’ve got proper-
Me: *bursts through the wall*- ERFUCKER!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOTTA TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN!?!?
Dedede: How did you get here?!
Me: *S L A M S him with a hammer* DON’T FUCKIN’ DO THIS SHIT.*tosses castle to proper place.* FUCKIN’ BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER.

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Dyna Blade: *shadow passes me*
Me: SO YOU’VE CHOSEN DEATH MOTHER FUCKER-

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Chef Boi: Hey Kirb-
Me: FUCK OFF- *Cuts a bitch* - AAAAAAAAAAA-

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Mage: Thank God we finally finished this new,y furnished castle.
Knight: Uh, Kirby’s here, and he has-
*the castle walls suddenly go down, and I’m flipping them off with a nubbly, while the other holds a hammer*

Me: B I T C H, YOU THOUGHT-

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Mini Boss: You’ll suff-
Me: *uppercuts with hammer*

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Dyna: *SQUAK!?!?*
Me: SPEED MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT!?!? *upper cuts with hammer, tosses unborn children off the side of the mountain* FUCK I’M BROKE!!!

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Whale; Who the fuck are you!?
Me: Death.

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Magician: Wanna see a magic-
Me: *uppercuts*
Dark Knight: Well that wasn’t very nice-
Me: *uppercuts*
Dragon: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET A HAMMER FROM-
Me: *upper cuts* BULLSHIT RPG ASS MOTHERFUCKER-

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Chameleon: *I never talk to him since I don’t really have to*

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Voodoo Rock: You got here ten minutes ago, how the fuck are you so fast?!
Me: I DON’T DO THE VOODOO OR JIU JITSU YOU DO YOU FRUIT LOOP *Uppercuts him*

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Dedede: I want a rematch! This time, we’ll race-
Me: DONE BITCH, BYE!!!
Dedede: *looks out to see that all the food around the mountain is gone, and all the waddle Dee finish lines are burning with scorch marks* Wha- what!?

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Metaknight: It’s obvious that Kirby’s too strong, and the King is too weak. Thus, that’s why I-
Captain Bird: Wait, Kirby’s here already!?
Robot: Oh no!
Lieutenant Dee: OH NO!!!
Metaknight: Omay, fuck the monologue, take off!

Captain:... Alright, it appears he’s-
Lieutenant Dee: HE’S BACK!!!
Metaknight: Fire at Kirby!
Captain:... He’s a quick little shit isn’t he- WHY THE FUCK IS DYNA BLADE-

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Metaknight: Pick up the sword Kirby, and we’ll-
Me: *slices him like in Smash Bros.* BEGONE THOT-

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Marx: Kirby! The sun and-
Me: FUUUUUUUUU- *warps out*
Marx:... That was easier than I- wait how is he- did he just collect all the star powers!? Oh shit- *flies off*

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Me: Got all the shits, now make the sun and
Marx: I THINK KIRBY’S A POOPYBUTTHOLE AND THAT I SHOUKD RULE THE UNIVERSE!!!
Me: MOTHER FUCKER- *uppercuts him* STFU
Marx: H-how did you beat me so fast!?
Me: SPEED MOTHERUCKER.

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King Dedede: Alright, I need to clobber that Kirbeh. I’ve got my electro-rocketized-spacebaby-killing-mallet, my mask, a giant airship defending the castle, and of course, Bandana Dee. Nothing can-

Me: *bursts through the wall, as the airship behind me is falling on fire* HEARD YOU TALKIN’ SHIT- *upper cuts him with mallet* BITCHASS MITHER FUCKER!!!

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Marx: Heheh, no way he can suspect-
Me: HEY FUCKER.
Marx: Oh fuck- HOW’D YOU GET PAST ALL THE BOSSES!?!?
Me: It’s gone down to hammer town. BUT YOU’RE JUST GOING TO HELL!!!

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Marx: This time, I’m ready! Hahahahaha! I’ve got-

Me: HEARD TALKING SHIT BITCH- *SLAMS him with hammer*

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Comments

[Creepa-Bot Inc]

HE'S TOO POWERFUL AKDJDHDJDJDNDN

[SolidBlackPanda]

Love how Dedede's rocket powered Hammer O'Death 5000 is no match for Kirby's wooden mallet that he can somehow light on fire at will. Also Hammer Flip OP!

[KazotskyKicker]

What everyone (likely) heard 5 seconds before death.

[Yellowtail]

5385940
Yes.