Shipping Zoidberg with ponies.

There seems to a lack of romance stories where Zoidberg is shipped with the ponies.

Disappointing

Comments

[Who you think I am]

You should make one shipping him with Twilight. She starts out studying him, then falls for him.

[Bendy]

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She fall in love with him over his insane amount of organs.

[Who you think I am]

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Sounds good.

[Herald of Opera]

Given how reproduction works for his kind, this doesn't sound like it will end well for anyone.

[Hotel_Chicken]

I feel like Lyra would hate him just because he doesn't have fingers.

[thatotherotherguy]

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His mouth has fingers.

[Hotel_Chicken]

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How DARE you imply that tentacles are comparable to the beauty and elegance of fingers. Fingers hold a god given ability that tentacles can never replicate, they are nothing but a bastardized attempt to replicate their magnificence. Tentacles are only good for two things, eating and porn, and one can kill you if you eat it the wrong way. Meanwhile, fingers can be used for a lot of things, like eating, or porn! I hope that you won't speak such hearsay again!

[proclarushtaonasat]

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pinkie pie

zoidberg loves food. pinkie makes food.
also shes durable enough to endure an alligator bite (toothless but still) so zoidbergs claws wouldnt do anyhting to her.