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SQA


A rank amateur taking orders from a senile old mare

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  • 22 weeks
    AHAHA FINALLY I'VE DONE IT more Long and Short of It

    >You, Anonymous the Unicorn, stirred in your slumber. 
    >After yesterday, you felt like you could’ve slept for a week.
    >Celestia always brings that damn sun up, so here you were waking up once again.
    >Gently moving your big old hoof around the covers, you play out an unusual morning ritual that’s worked its way into your repertoire.

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  • 37 weeks
    New Long and Short of It

    >Meanwhile, across town...
    >You are Astral Blade, and the anticipation is killing you.
    >This will be your first time seeing Pike since last night, and your mind is alight with questions.
    >That goes for most of the unit too, you’d reckon.
    >Everypony is just awkwardly shuffling around, waiting for their Sergeant to step in and hoof out assignments.

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    5 comments · 251 views
  • 37 weeks
    Uodate on The Next Part of the Long And Shot of It

    Hey all,
    Just wanted to keep you posted. The next part is done so to speak, I'm just waiting on #editing gang to get their eyes on it to see if I need to revise anything. You should actually be seeing it soon.

    5 comments · 90 views
  • 49 weeks
    Its been 1000 Years, but a new The Long And Short Of It is here

     >You couldn’t manage to motivate yourself to get up.
    >Instead you just laid there, chuckling to yourself at the internal schadenfreude.
    >Of course you just charged into the mares’ locker room like a maniac, of fucking course.
    >Wait... does that even matter?
    >It's not like ponies care about others seeing them undress.
     >Are you even actually breaking a taboo here?

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    12 comments · 293 views
  • 57 weeks
    Small Long and Short of it bit

    >You, Anonymous, ended up going to the show alone.
    >As fun as it would have been to go with Cut, you really wanted to keep this trip focused on business, not pleasure.
    >Plus Cut was right, going without Pike felt wrong.
    >So popping your Wonderbolts’ cherry turned out to unfortunately be a solo event.
    >You certainly see why they’re so popular now, the show was thrilling.

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Oct
20th
2020

Ha! Well what do you know · 7:07pm Oct 20th, 2020

The Long and Short of It has passed the 60,000 word barrier. It's practically a novel! Wow, I've written a novel. Crazy.

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do you have a link?

SQA

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I do! As of right now, I have it separated into 3 parts. The first part is here https://pastebin.com/xL3UFbXG and the other ones are on that same account. Be warned, it is in greentext form.

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