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Lord Weesus Christ


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    im a sellout (aka 50 question blog)

    1. What is your first name:

    Zach

    2. How old are you:

    24

    3. What country are you from:

    The US

    4. What do you really look like, pictures are acceptable:

    5. What do you wish you looked like:

    longer hair, and my long beard back.

    6. How did you come across My Little Pony:

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    Discord Server

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    Because I’m a dumbass and didn’t realize the last thread I posted didn’t have it
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Oct
19th
2020

im a sellout (aka 50 question blog) · 11:24pm Oct 19th, 2020

1. What is your first name:

Zach

2. How old are you:

24

3. What country are you from:

The US

4. What do you really look like, pictures are acceptable:

5. What do you wish you looked like:

longer hair, and my long beard back.

6. How did you come across My Little Pony:

i was watching TV, lost the remote, and was too lazy get up and find it.

7. What is your favorite ship in My Little Pony and why:

TaviScratch, its a classic and I like the dynamic of opposites attracting.

8. What is your least favorite ship and why:

can't really say I have one tbh

9. Have you admitted to anyone outside of Fimfiction that you love MLP:

A very discreet few, mostly ex girlfriends and a couple friends IRL

10. Were they a family member:

No, none of my family knows of my involvement in the fandom.

11. Favorite MLP Episode:

uhhhh, its been way too long since i watched anything from the show, like at least 4-5 years.

12. Who is your favorite superhero:

Freakazoid

13. Who is your favorite anti-hero:

Deadpool

14. Favorite supervillain:

Dr Evil.

15. Favorite anti-villain?

now you've lost me, chief.

16. What was the last book you read:

"The Cannabis Kitchen Cookbook: Feel-Good Food for Home Cooks" by Robyn Griggs Lawrence

17. Last movie you watched:

Superbad

18. What is your favorite song at the moment:

Alfadhirhaiti by Heilung

19. What song do you always come back to:

Rorke's Drift by Sabaton

20. What is your current job:

I'm a professional chef, specializing primarily in catering and large scale operations.

21. If this is not your final job what job do you want in the future:

i've spent the past 10 years cooking, i don't think i could do anything else this long term.

22. What is your dream job:

Aside from opening my own food business, I want to be a cannabis farmer and cultivator, working with medical cannabis programs and designing new strains and products.

23. At this moment in your life, what is your greatest achievement:

Probably my career as a chef. I never went to college, so i had to worked my way up bouncing around kitchens and ive had the privllage of working closely with some of the top chefs in my state.

24. At this moment in your life, what is your greatest failure:

my marriage, technically. though were still on good terms even after the divorce.

25. Do you have any pets:

I had a cat for 15 years, but she passed away in January. we've also had fish, a hamster, and a chinchilla.

26. What is your dream pet:

A pair of ostrichs or a camel, but i'll settle for alpacas.

27. Do you own any weapons:

a few, mostly antiques such as a French sword-style bayonet from 1879 and a US Army issue pocket knife from 1973. Though, i have almost bought several swords, bayonets, and daggers, as well as authentic calvary and naval flintlock pistols.

28. Is there a gun you really want:

A browning .50 Cal,

29. What Religion are you:

Shamanism , but i take influence from druidism, Buddhism, and Wicca.

30. If you could hang out with one person in all of history who would it be:

Gráinne Ní Mháille, aka Grace O'Malley, the pirate queen of the West coast of Ireland during the 16th century.

31. If you could bring back one person from the dead for one day who would it be:

Do you want zombies? Because thats how you get zombies.

32. Are you political:

My lawyer says im not allowed to answer this one

33. Are you married:

I was, for 3 years. I just finalized my divorce a couple days ago.

34. Do you have a special sonepony:

Not at the moment

35. Have a crush on anyone:

Yes and no, its complicated.

36. Care to explain:

Not particularly, no.

37. Do you consider yourself attractive:

Not until recently, but i have a new found outlook on the matter.

38. If you could spend one day with someone still alive who would it be:

Willie Nelson, i bet he has awesome

39. Who is your favorite pony:

Octavia

40. Any embarrassing secrets you would like to share:

none that i can think of rn

41. If you have done any stories/art what is your favorite piece(s):

im assuming you mean things ive made, in which case most of what ive created im less than pleased with except for a WIP ive had on my work table for a while now.

42. Are you a virgin:

Nope, lost that card when i was 14/15.

43. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life that you have no regrets about:

oh jesus, where do i begin? well for starters, drugs and alcohol are not to be triffled with.

but probably the time me and these 3 girls i was hanging out with were driving around at night, car full of shit (weed to coke, and everything in between.), we were all UI, and the driver was had a warrant facing 10 years for assault, and we had to lose the cops at one point by playing cat n mouse with a patrol car through a random neighborhood.

44. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life that you have regrets about:

Had an almost 4 year, polygamous relationship with 2 women and a guy, which eventually led to my marriage. It was a series of hard learned lessons for everyone involved.

45. Do you have a fetish of any kind:

Yes, but i have porn fetishes and IRL sex fetishes, both separate.

46. Do you regret saying this fetish:

Not really.

47. What are some of your favorite FIM stories:

I havent read anything in years tbh.

48. Favorite Quote:

"Bedevil the Devil, and the Devil be damned. I fear no Devil and bow to no man."

49. Did you ever hurt someone’s feelings just to hurt them:

No, but i have been feuds at work involving trying to get each other fired, demoted, or otherwise step on each other in a bid to get to the top of the kitchen hierarchy.

50. Did you answer these questions honestly:

Yes

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Comments ( 8 )

Dat beard tho. I have my own driving around at night story, but mine ended with me pissing on a gas station pump and smoking in the tower on top of a jungle gym at a local kids park.

Weesus ur such a qt ily.

Curious, what state are you from?

I've lived in NYC and small town Ohio. In OH, it was normal for people to get married at 18/19. But in NYC, it's common for guys to be single at 40 if they are making good money and can just keep dating different girls. Completely different cultures.

but probably the time me and these 3 girls i was hanging out with were driving around at night, car full of shit (weed to coke, and everything in between.), we were all UI, and the driver was had a warrant facing 10 years for assault, and we had to lose the cops at one point by playing cat n mouse with a patrol car through a random neighborhood

Dude, that's hilarious. I like you lol.

Glorious beard man!

I had no idea you had a chinchilla, but that just makes me incredibly happy. I don't have one, but they are some really cool little guys.

5381538
Lol, I’m from Rhode Island.

5381513
Thanks bby, luv u 2 👌😘

5381566
She was an older chinchilla and so had already Imprinted on her last owner, so she had a temper and would piss on everything. So my advice is get a young one who hasn’t had a previous owner.

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