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Ninjadeadbeard


Writing is just pain leaving the spirit...

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  • 72 weeks
    Well. This is new. And horrible.

    I’ll be candid and short, since my typing is currently compromised by lack of computer and a ventilator that makes voice-to-chat darn near impossible.

    UPDATE:

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    42 comments · 2,703 views
  • 74 weeks
    Another Month, Another Update

    It feels somewhat hyperbolic to open with "EVERYTHING IS WORSE NOW", but here we are.

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    18 comments · 559 views
  • 80 weeks
    Collab and Signal Boost!

    Recently, the Kirin Fans of Cuteness group performed a story exchange, and I was a participant! Hooray!

    Then my symptoms got worse! Bleh!

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    3 comments · 264 views
  • 84 weeks
    Life Update: Things Suck Bad (rereading everything to get back to writing though!)

    It's... been a bit hasn't it? I really shouldn't leave people in the dark so long. But when it's sometimes this dark, I just have to stare at a wall and wonder if any of my (lovely, wonderful, marvelous) watchers really care to hear what's going on.

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    18 comments · 512 views
  • 93 weeks
    Update: Monkey's Paw

    "Boy, I know the oncologist said before that he expects the surgery to happen within 2 to 3 weeks, but I hope not. I'd want to be able to move around at least for my birthday. Gee, I wonder what the surgeon is going to say today..."

    And the Monkey's Paw clenches.

    GENERAL WARNING. Moroseness and details on bad cancer stuff incoming.

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    18 comments · 478 views
Oct
18th
2020

Survey Says! · 9:58pm Oct 18th, 2020

Yo. Check it.

1. What is your first name?
Ninjadeadbeard.

2. How old are you?
31

3. What country are you from?
USA! USA!

4. What do you look like?
A person.

5. What do you wish you looked like?
A beautiful person. ;_;

6. How did you come across MLP:FIM?
Had a friend who was into it. Waited til the show ended, then watched it all in one go.

7. What is your favorite ship?
Yes. But probably Fluttercord, specifically.

8. What is your least favorite ship?
Gladmane-X-Thorax.

9.Have you told anyone outside the fandom that you like MLP?
My sister, and one friend. I will take the secret otherwise to my grave.

10. Were they a family member?
Ja.

11. Favorite MLP episode?
I don’t have one.

12. Who is your favorite superhero?
Spiderman. Spiderman. Does whatever a spider can.

13. Favorite Anti-hero?
Brock Sampson. Half-Swedish, half-Winnebago. All man.

14. Favorite supervillain?
The Mighty Monarch.

15. Favorite anti-villain?
Ozymandias.

16. What was the last book you read?
Wolf Hall.

17. What is the last movie you watched?
Huh. Don’t know.

18. Favorite song at the moment?
Running Scared, by Roy Orbison.

19. What song do you always come back to?
La Virgin De La Macarena, by Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass Band.

20. What is your current job?
Teaching.

21. What job do you want in the future?
Writer.

22. Dream job?
Also writer, but with a movie deal.

23. At this moment what is your greatest achievement?
Two-times cancer survivor.

24. At this moment what is your greatest failure?
Getting cancer. And probably not having a job atm due to COVID.

25. Do you have any pets?
Two dogs.

26. What is your dream pet?
What part of Dogs, didn’t you understand?

27. Do you own any weapons?
A bunch of swords (I used to do film stuff, and kept the props).

28. Is there a gun you really want?
1875 Smith & Wesson Revolver. Purely so I can do the spinny tricks.

29. What religion are you?
Catholic. Not… a good one, but technically Catholic. More spiritual than religious.

30. If you could hang out with one person in history, who would it be?
Ben Franklin.

31. If you could bring one person back from the dead, who would it be?
Abraham Lincoln.

32. Are you political?
Yes.

33. Are you married?
No.

34. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
No. ;_;

35. Have a crush on anyone?
No.

36. Care to explain?
You having a giggle?

37. Do you consider yourself attractive?
No. I’m sure a Klingon or an Orc might dig the massive surgical scars, but…

38. If you could spend a day with someone alive who would it be?
Me. I’d like to be alive.

39. Who is your favorite pony?
Trixie Lulamoon, the Great and POWERFUL!!!

40. Any embarrassing secrets you'd like to share?
No.

41. If you have done any stories/art, what is your favorite piece?
In completed pieces, I’m most proud of a short story I wrote about Hannibal of Carthage, an in-character letter to the editor I wrote for my high school paper, and for MLP, Sunset Glimmer, because I think it’s unique and actually good.

42. Are you a virgin?
Yup.

43. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life?
I’m pretty boring, actually.

44. Favorite TV show besides MLP?
HBO’s Rome.

45. Do you have a fetish of any kind?
Yes.

46. Do you regret saying this fetish?
Yes.

47. What are some of your favorite MLP stories?
Yes.

Working on Legend of Trixie again. The Halloween thing grew too big, and I can't make that deadline without hurting the final product. So... it's being repurposed as the first story arc of Anarchy 2: Chaos Boogaloo!

That title might need workshopping. Suggest below!

Report Ninjadeadbeard · 259 views · Story: The Legend of Trixie ·
Comments ( 12 )

8. What is your least favorite ship?
Gladmane-X-Thorax.

Wait... that’s a thing?

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No. At least... I hope not.

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Can’t seem to find it.

37. Do you consider yourself attractive?
No. I’m sure a Klingon or an Orc might dig the massive surgical scars, but…

Who the fuck told you scars aren't sexy?

Anarchy 2: Chaos Boogaloo!

That title might need workshopping. Suggest below!

Anarchy 2: Madness and Blues

33. Are you married?
No.

34. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
No. ;_;

35. Have a crush on anyone?
No.

36. Care to explain?
You having a giggle?

That did give me a giggle.

Who the heck is Gladmane???

I'm disappointed to learn you are not, in fact, a ninja in real life...

*proceeds to write GladmanexThorax as revenge for that review!*

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Blues? Why blues?

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Good.

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But, if I was a ninja in real life, would (or could) I tell you about it?

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Don't go talking revenge after your last review, Nailah! :rainbowwild:

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Blues? Why blues?

To symbolize the sad tones and the hilarious insanity of your stories. Plus, it rhymes.

Two time cancer survivor seems pretty badass.

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Two time cancer survive is pretty badass.

23. At this moment what is your greatest achievement?
Two-times cancer survivor.

That is an great achievement.

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