Damnit all, I'm actually gonna do this? · 3:41am Oct 18th, 2020
1. What is your first name?
Alexander. Just call me Alex anyway.
2. How old are you?
23 years old.
3. What country are you from?
United States
4. What do you look like?
I don't like sharing selfies here. Just know that I have black hair, am a bit hispanic, and I look a bit ugly.
5. What do you wish you looked like?
Someone who actually looks good. That or a blondie.
6. How did you come across MLP:FIM?
Long story but it involved me getting bored on April 19, 2012 and seeing my brother watch an episode of FIM and I went fuck it and watched it. The rest is history.
7. What is your favorite ship?
Sparity.
8. What is your least favorite ship?
Rarity ships that aren't Sparity.
9.Have you told anyone outside the fandom that you like MLP?
I told a couple of high schoolers one time. I became unpopular for a reason (me being a brony wasn't the only reason, mind you...)
10. Were they a family member?
My brothers know. That's it. I think a couple of cousins as well, but my brothers know.
11. Favorite MLP episode?
A deadly tie between Gauntlet of Fire and Secret of my Excess
12. Who is your favorite superhero?
lol, super heroes. Grow up. But if I had to choose, Shazam looks interesting.
13. Favorite Anti-hero?
I'm not much into comic books anyway. But I guess Punisher is the closest answer I can find.
14. Favorite supervillain?
Joker. But like I said, not much heroes.
15. Favorite anti-villain?
Uh, don't have one.
16. What was the last book you read?
Hell, I forgot. I don't read books much these days. I guess... does the Bible count?
17. What is the last movie you watched?
Shazam. I actually can't wait for the next movie...
18. Favorite song at the moment?
As a Hotline Miami fan, I'm tied between Bloodline by Scattle or Future Club by Perturbator
19. What song do you always come back to?
Damn you Hotline Miami 1 that got Miami Disco by Perturbator stuck into my head...
20. What is your current job?
Part time assistant at my parent's water store
21. What job do you want in the future?
Realistic-wise: any job that doesn't involve much physical interaction and pays enough for me to survive barely.
22. Dream job?
Dream-wise: something involving game design.
23. At this moment what is your greatest achievement?
Not being killed considering the location I live in...
24. At this moment what is your greatest failure?
Telling a girl I liked that I had a crush on her. Didn't work out well. We don't even talk anymore *facepalms*
25. Do you have any pets?
Nope.
26. What is your dream pet?
Nonexistent.
27. Do you own any weapons?
In a way, everything around you is a weapon... But if you don't accept that, I still have an old BB gun I don't use much and a set of golf clubs.
28. Is there a gun you really want?
I'm torn between an AK-47 or an M1 Garand or a SPAS-12 or a Colt Single Action Army.
29. What religion are you?
Catholic.
30. If you could hang out with one person in history, who would it be?
I'd share a beer with Ada Lovelace, tell her that she's considered to be the first computer programmer and thus an important figure in my major of Computer Science.
31. If you could bring one person back from the dead, who would it be?
George Carlin. With the twisted shit that 2020 is going through, we need the one man who turned the truth into comedy genius.
32. Are you political?
Let's not get too political here please.
33. Are you married?
Nope. I don't plan to unless I learn to be responsible.
34. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
I wish. Maybe someday I'll just find a girl to date just once, maybe share a kiss or something. I dunno.
35. Have a crush on anyone?
Oh where to begin. I never told the middle school ones how I felt. Two college girls, let's just say it didn't work out. I don't have any crushes now that I don't meet much girls these days.
36. Care to explain?
That's all I'm saying. Eff you. All I can say is that I'm actually considering Tinder just for the hell of it, kek.
37. Do you consider yourself attractive?
lol, seriously?
38. If you could spend a day with someone alive who would it be?
Danny DeVito. That's all I'm saying. Well that or Charlie Day.
39. Who is your favorite pony?
Spike. Shut up, I don't care that he's not even a pony. Oh fine, favorite pony is Big Macintosh but SPIKE IS BEST.
40. Any embarrassing secrets you'd like to share?
I actually used Tinder. That's all I'm doing
41. If you have done any stories/art, what is your favorite piece?
Everything I write here is cringe. But if I had to pick one story, I guess there's always that Hotline Miami story I did or that RAAAAAAAAAAAW story I wrote that somehow got featured one time. Thanks everyone for that!
42. Are you a virgin?
Hell yeah.
43. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life?
Called 911 on my family by accident. Thankfully I was a kid so the cops let me go.
44. Favorite TV show besides MLP?
King of the Hill
45. Do you have a fetish of any kind?
Can't really say on this website. If I trust you enough, maybe I'll spill it out... But it's weird, I'll give you that.
46. Do you regret saying this fetish?
I didn't really say it but I regret stating that I DO have a weird fetish.
47. What are some of your favorite MLP stories?
My userpage has some stories that are my favorites. But some I would immediately list off is some of my favorite Sparity stories:
"A Weekend Maid for Spike"
"Just One Chance"
"Like Fine Wine"
I would link them but I'm already forcing my lazy ass to do this question thing. Give me a break please.
Besides, two of these are M rated for sex, lol.
48. Favorite quote?
"I blame society." - Forgot who said that
49. Did you ever hurt someone's feelings just to hurt them?
Yeah, well I dunno if I actually hurt them, but I did. And I'll actually share some secrets on that, it involves FiMFiction people. Even besides The Abyss. Let's just say I get uneasy at looking at FIMFiction's Discord server....
50. Did you answer all these questions honestly?
Of course, why else did I write all this crap.
51. Did anyone read your answers?
Fuck if I know, if they comment on this 51st question that isn't even from FamousLastWords's blog, then MAYBE they read it?
Like Fine Wine is a classic!
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Yee, saw that animation. Funny how it was based on the middle part of the story. Boy I didn't know ending was an adult ending, lol.