50 Questions (Because I'm Utterly Bereft of Ideas) · 2:10am Oct 18th, 2020
Some people I follow have done this, and I figured... why not. I mean really.
50 QUESTIOOOOOONS
1. What is your first name?
Brian. Boring-ass name, not a fan of it. Knew like three or four Brian's in high school.
2. How old are you?
24, gonna turn 25 in December. I don't feel too good about it.
3. What country are you from?
'Murrica.
4. What do you look like?
Average height, average weight, nice goatee and mustache, and a big fuck-off forehead of raw intellect.
5. What do you wish you looked like?
Stay mostly the same but have my hairline be more cooperative.
6. How did you come across MLP:FIM?
I think I got into MLP with the fan music. Like The Living Tombstone's early stuff, that shit.
7. What is your favorite ship?
Either TwiLuna or RariDash. RariDash mad underrated.
8. What is your least favorite ship?
MudPie. I fucking hate it, thanks for asking.
9. Have you told anyone outside the fandom that you like MLP?
Oh sure, from time to time.
10. Were they a family member?
My mom and sister, but that was many years ago and I know my sister sure as hell forgot.
11. Favorite MLP episode?
Saddle Row Review. Fun from start to finish, expertly paced, the one-shot characters are tolerable, and the damn structure of the story is not something you'd find in children's programming, or even adult-oriented TV.
12. Who is your favorite superhero?
Spider-Man. Truly New York's finest, and the fact that anyone can be Spider-Man only adds to the appeal.
13. Favorite Anti-hero?
Ash from the Evil Dead movies, especially Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness.
14. Favorite supervillain?
Fuck, dude. I'm gonna say Thanos, specifically how he's characterized in Infinity War.
15. Favorite anti-villain?
Gonna say Harley Quinn, specifically in Batman: The Animated Series. A real bi-con, that gal.
16. What was the last book you read?
Not really a book, but I recently finished the first issue of Unknown, which was a promising but short-lived fantasy magazine from the 1940s. The internet is a treasure trove for discovering old pulp magazines free of charge.
17. What is the last movie you watched?
The Driller Killer, which is a slasher flick with some arthouse tendencies. It's goooood.
18. Favorite song at the moment?
"Gold Soundz" by Pavement. Absolutely gorgeous and heartbreaking song.
19. What song do you always come back to?
Too many, but "Sparky's Dream" by Teenage Fanclub is one I always wanna pass around.
20. What is your current job?
Currently looking for a job in video production and editing. Can be TV or YouTube, whatever. Job market in my field really sucks at the moment, though.
21. What job do you want in the future?
A job with decent hours and decent pay. Crazy, I know.
22. Dream job?
Maybe be an editor for a speculative fiction magazine. But I wanna get published in one first.
23. At this moment what is your greatest achievement?
Surviving college and getting my B.A. with minimal assistance. Well, assistance by the standards of someone with my eye condition. In fact, surviving in general up till now with my eye condition might be my greatest achievement.
24. At this moment what is your greatest failure?
Not being nicer to any of the people I've been in relationships with. Being rather insensitive at times when I should've been more considerate with them.
25. Do you have any pets?
Two dogs and two cats.
26. What is your dream pet?
Having a ball python sounds cool as fuck. If I were to own a reptile, it'd be that.
27. Do you own any weapons?
Knives? Machete? Chainsaw? Although the chainsaw is battery-operated so it kinda sucks.
28. Is there a gun you really want?
Can't say I have much personal interest in owning firearms, but a double-barrelled shotgun sounds nice. Would make me feel like a cattle rancher in the Wild West, yee-fucking-haw.
29. What religion are you?
Was raised in pretty much an irreligious household and I consider myself a card-carrying atheist.
30. If you could hang out with one person in history, who would it be?
If we're talking about people we'd wanna have an actual convo with then I gotta pick Teddy Roosevelt. I wanna see how that absolute madlad carries himself in-person.
31. If you could bring one person back from the dead, who would it be?
Probably Abbas Kiarostami, who is my favorite film director. But more importantly, while you could say he lived a full life because he died at an old age, he died because doctors botched his cancer treatment, and I wanna see him be given a second chance at life.
32. Are you political?
Very much a libertarian, although I'm not a registered member of the Libertarian Party. Might join the Libertarian Futurist Society, though.
33. Are you married?
Nah. Would be nice if plural marriage was legalized, though.
34. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Ehhhhh... kinda? It's a bit complicated, I'll get back to you on that in like a year.
35. Have a crush on anyone?
A couple people. Thankfully they're mild crushes. The worst thing is when you crush hard on someone and you do something really dumb or bad because of it.
36. Care to explain?
Love is often unrequited, and I'm no exception.
37. Do you consider yourself attractive?
Physically, sure, like an 8/10 imo. Too bad about my social skills.
38. If you could spend a day with someone alive who would it be?
Probably Jay Bauman from RedLetterMedia. Two film buffs talking about schlocky horror movies non-stop.
39. Who is your favorite pony?
Vinyl Scratch. She produces EDM, she's dependable, she knows how to vibe, she's hot in like an androgynous way, what's not to like?
40. Any embarrassing secrets you'd like to share?
Yo, back in the day? I read a lot of awful human-in-Equestria fics. Especially the ones with clop.
41. If you have done any stories/art, what is your favorite piece?
The easy answer would be my most recent one, but I do have a soft spot for this SoarinFire clopfic I did a couple years back.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/400025/wowee-zowee
42. Are you a virgin?
Naaaah. Lost it a couple years ago to this chick from Austin who lived near my campus. She was on the overweight side, but she had a cute face, and she was nice to me. We weren't in a relationship; we just fucked one afternoon and I'm pretty sure my roommate heard us, but I have no real regrets about it.
43. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life?
Probably going to Bronycon 2017, traveling from New Jersey to Maryland with my then-girlfriend, her sister, and a mutual friend of ours. What was crazy was that we had decided to only book a room like two days before we were to get there, and we really shouldn't have done that. The convention itself was a blast, though.
44. Favorite TV show besides MLP?
The original run of The Twilight Zone. Rod Serling is one of my heroes.
45. Do you have a fetish of any kind?
Several, but I'm honestly kind of a vanilla dude. Ever hear of aquaphilia?
46. Do you regret saying this fetish?
Nah man, the prospect of fucking in a pool or lake gets me harder than a bar of titanium.
47. What are some of your favorite MLP stories?
Honestly the only one I truly stan is Xenophilia, which profoundly impacted me as a young horsewriter. It's not perfect or anything, but I'd still say it's the gold standard for HiE clopfiction.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/27874/xenophilia
48. Favorite quote?
"And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It's good for you." — Kurt Vonnegut
49. Did you ever hurt someone's feelings just to hurt them?
I can be spiteful, but I don't think I'm good at hurting people's feelings intentionally. Being insensitive is a different matter.
50. Did you answer all these questions honestly?
More or less.
Well that took a while, but at least it got my brain storming a bit.
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