Sep
23rd
2020
30-50 feral hogs, coming to a backyard near you. · 11:53pm Sep 23rd, 2020
We made fun of this guy for this weirdly specific tweet defending guns. Little did we know, the army of pigs was already roaming within our borders.
Shelter your kids, fence off your crops. The hogs are here and they hunger, destroying fertile soil, eating native species, spreading diseases among livestock, attacking humans every so often and being a general nuisance for everyone. Europe and Australia are already under siege from the porcine menace, and now California, Texas and much of the Deep South are territory of the pigs. All of you Canadians might think you're safe but the hogs are coming, coming to destroy your land and and eventually overthrow human society!
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I've seen horror stories about those birds. Even seen a few of them here myself. I was afraid of getting closer because I didn't want to scare them off, maybe they would have scared off me instead.