Sep
19th
2020
Fang Gang Shorts #91 · 2:07am Sep 19th, 2020
Pharynx looked at his soldier, who was holding a crossbow. “Okay, now aim down the sights.”
The changeling did so, aiming at a training dummy.
“Good. Now, turn the safety off.”
The changeling did that.
“Good, good. Now... shoot the dummy.”
The changeling fired, but missed.
Pharynx sighed. “The dummy.”
He fired again, but missed. He began unloading the entire magazine, missing each shot until...
“I said shoot the—”
Stab!
The changeling walked over with an arrow sticking out of his left eye, which also happened to be the final arrow in the magazine. Pharynx blinked.
“Well... I did say shoot the dummy...” Pharynx sighed and walked off.
“Paaain...” the changeling collapsed.
Idea stolen borrowed from the beginning of this video:
5358458
Heheh, this is the crap Pharynx deals with on a daily basis
5358461
I pity him.
5358465
Mhm. I just imagine how much paperwork he has to sign due to his incompetent soldiers
Yes! Oh, I love that video and Pharynx is a perfect substitute for Firebrand!
5358485
Heh, yeah. Thanks
5358488
No problem