Ridiculous Restaurant Signs · 2:11pm Sep 17th, 2020
You guys may not know this, but I'm a bit picky when it comes to restaurants, and admittedly, I am a bit picky when it comes to what I eat. It's something I need to overcome. And I've been to some great restaurants here and there... and then you got some that make you question what exactly was the owner or concept designer thinking when they made these.
Yeah, no thank you.
I would rather NOT have Herpes Pizza. Can I just get plain... regular, cheese pizza please, nothing with herpes of any kind, please?
Okay, can keep that shit in the bedroom please?
And even then, is there actual... chewing here? Do you actually cut off... balls and chew them, cause I have so many questions, and I am seriously afraid of the answer, I'm terrified now.
Okay, someone explain this to me.
Does anal mean something else in India, cause this to me just sounds like they're offering sexual favors in order for delivery, and that is not alright with me! Can I just pay for my meal, like everyone else? This is just... no.
... Well then.
This is both hilarious and horrifying at the same time. I wanna know who's the brain behind this, who came up with this insane concept. Just don't hope you don't have any hardcore Pixar fans charging down your door, or you are SCREWED.
Okay, if it's bad, then why would you advertise it?
I feel like there's some good intention behind this, but to me, it just sounds like you're steering me away from checking out your establishment. You're saying your food is bad, so that's kinda making me wanna not come here, so... bad move.
Well fine, maybe I will!
I don't know what you guys have to offer, but since you yelled that at me, I guess I will go F off then! Fine, I won't buy any of your damn food.
Okay, can we keep sex out of my food, please?
I'm sure these guys knew what they were doing, but seriously though... keep sex away from my food.
Now I'm sure some of these were accidents, or maybe they had clever ideas that just turned out to be horrible wrong in the end. But these are hilariously insane. I thought I'd just share them with you all, give you all some laughs if I can.
... I hope I don't have to take this blog down, cause I don't wanna post anything too inappropriate, and I hope I ain't crossin' a line here, but I thought I'd share it anyway.
Either way, hope you all have a great day today, and stay awesome. 
Notice outside a Bangkok dry-cleaners.
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Same as above.
Oh dear God, those signs...
I remember that once my mother and I were going into town and discovered that someone had re-arranged a place usually titled "Shawarma and Lebanese Food" to "Warm Ass Lesbean Food" or... something to that effect.
I have a few choice words to say to the people who thought those names up.
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Yes...
Bangkok...
(I'll be surprised if somepony gets this...)
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In the Terry Pratchett novel Going Postal, the post office motto has been mangled thus;
"NEITHER RAIN NOR SNOW NOR GLO M OF NI T CAN STAY THESE MES ENGERS ABO T THEIR DUTY"
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Ewww!
Hehe. Silly restaurant signies. It’s almost like the r/CrappyOffBrands page:https://www.reddit.com/r/crappyoffbrands/
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Old Chinese saying: Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.