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ItsGriffy


All that exists in me is everlasting moo

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  • 24 weeks
    It is done

    Traditional version before I make it shitty for the memes


    ”Quit poking me with that shit!”

    ”Get offa me then!”

    18 comments · 62 views
  • 24 weeks
    I need to be way more present on this account tbh

    I keep getting startled by my profile picture on here because I forget that this is also my account. I spend a shit ton of time on my Alt. But I am thinking of transferring some of my stories onto my other account as well!

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    16 comments · 54 views
  • 32 weeks
    Another profile change because I have no life

    Apparently the name “Griffy” is already taken, so—

    4 comments · 62 views
  • 35 weeks
    Nom nom

    Griff is biscuit

    8 comments · 58 views
  • 39 weeks
    No one:

    Blu when his friends are posting like nine vent blogs about one drama:

    10 comments · 102 views
Sep
15th
2020

She Tries To Remain Neutral · 2:48pm Sep 15th, 2020

(Pharynx storms into Bez's room, arguing over the phone with someone...)

"No! That's where you're wrong, Oculus!"

(Bez looks around confusedly, mostly curious about what Pharynx came to her about...)

"You know what?! I'm about to ask Bez, right now!"

(Bezier sighs in annoyance, preparing to remain peacful about the whole ordeal...)

*turns to Bezier* "Bez. Bez, I need to ask you a question."

"No, man- because he KNOWS he's wrong."

"Shut up! Bez, do you believe that overeating Pocky Sticks can be unhealthy?"

*sigh* "I dunno, Phar', I- Okay, yeah, I guess eating too many Pocky Sticks can be a little unhealthy."

(Pharynx then brings the phone back toward him, yelling into it like a madbug...)

"See, Oculus?! Bez agrees that- you're a waste of fucking space!!!"

(Bez jumps up in shock...)

"Wha- I never said that!!!"

"Wow, Bez. Really? I expect that from this bastard, but not from you."

"But I never said anything like that!"

"And after all those times we got donuts together? You know what? Next time, don't even bother to show up."

"But- But Oculus!"

(Pharynx yells into the phone again...)

"She doesn't want your garbage donuts, bitch!"

"Click!"

"There, I hung up on him."

"..."

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Comments ( 51 )

Oh geez...what the heck just happened?

Well... that went well

5355645
"Yep. It went fantastic."

5355644
"Just Oculus being wrong, that's all."

5355649
Mhm. I shall get the sandbags and barbed wires ready. And I shall-!

Hide behind them!

5355649
But...ugh...should I bother...?

5355653
"Of course not! I mean, I did the right thing, right?"

5355652
Take cover from Pharynx's scorching opinion! May his reasoning be swift and merciful to all that oppose him.

5355655
Yep! Although these sandbags have a greater IQ than Pharynx...

5355655
Well if "the right thing" is code for "possibly destroying Oculus and Bez's friendship" then yes

5355656
"Hey!"

5355657
"Pfft, you say it like it was important."

5355660
Pffft! *Raspberries* it’s true!

5355661
"Not with Oculus' garbage opinion, it isn't."

5355663
Well... if you keep saying that, I will have to revoke your Best Changeling status

5355664
*gasp* "Noooooo!"

5355662
"Hmph. Jerk."

5355665
Heheh! I win!

Ever since they'e introduced Pharynx I swear they took personality traits from both Spy and Soldier and shoved them into one being.

5355665
Then go apologize and explain what happened to Oculus

5355672
Okay, Best Changeling status revoked! Congrats Ocellus, you're new Best Changeling!

5355673
But wasn't she always best changeling?

5355679
Eh, honestly it was a tie for me, between Thorax, Pharynx, and Ocellus

5355673
"I'd... rather not be brought into this.. heh.."

5355683
I'm only bringing this up because I know Pharynx will be mad about it

5355685
"This is stupid! Oculus was wrong, and his opinion is garbage. Case closed!"

5355692
Oculus and Bez's friendship is on the line!

5355701
"His opinion is trash, and so is he."

5355704
"What? If you ask me, I'd say I did Bez a huge favor."

5355706
I don't see her thanking you

5355708
"She'll thank me later."

5355711
She will not (funny, this is usually around the time when Bez reminds us about the roleplaying thing)

5355722
She's offline, I think. Heheh, you're right, tho

5355725
Yeah. She's probably in school (like I am but I'm in online school so I can be on here yay!)

5355727
(Same, but I gotta be cautious so my mom won't catch me yay!)

5355728
(I'm sitting at the kitchen table all alone because my stepdad's in his "office" and my mom's at work, yay! Heheh, but I am still cautious)

5355729
5355728
Heh, nerds. Doing school in the morning.

5355734
It's not my fault the school hours are from 7:50 to 3:30

5355734
I'd be offended.

If I weren't focused on my Atomic Numbers.

5355736
And here I am being reminded on how lucky I am to be able to do school whenever I feel like it and on select days for about an hour each time.


5355737
Just be glad it isn't genetics. That shit sucks.

5355727
...Are you rubbing it in?

5356333
What? No! I was just expressing my joy that I can use Fimfic in class

5356335
Mhm, sure.

(I’m kidding anyway)

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