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Sep
13th
2020

Short Hand: Foalsitting · 3:33pm Sep 13th, 2020

Shining: "Shepherd? I need a foalsitter."

Shepherd: sighs "Shining, dude. Please tell me you didn't bring me all the way here to the Crystal Empire just to babysit the toddler goddess."

Shining: "Not... Just that."

Shepherd: "Shining-"

Shining: "Please? You are literally the only sitter she likes! Or won't turn inside out with magic!"

Shepherd: sigh "I'm getting really tired of doing jobs I'm not supposed to be fucking doing... All right, all right! But you owe me."

Shining: "I won't object to you marrying Twilight?"

Shepherd: "You already promised that!"

Shining: "I'm promising it again!"

Shepherd: sigh "Just pay me in gold what you'd pay someone for slaying a monster attacking the city, okay?"

Shining: "You sure that'll be enough?"

Shepherd: "Fairly sure..."

Later...

Flurry Heart: "Uncle Shepherd!" She zooms in and hugs him hard enough to send him flying

Shepherd: "OOF! Uncle Shepherd's happy to see you too, pumpkin! Now... What do you remember about me babysitting you?"

Flurry Heart: "If I do terrible magic to you, you can't tell me where the cookies are?"

Shepherd: "That's right."

Flurry Heart: "Awwww...!"

Shepherd: "Now now, don't make that face! Because we're going to have lots of fun!"

Flurry Heart: gasp "You mean-?!"

Shepherd: "Yep! We're going to hunt down some demons and blow them to bits!"

Flurry Heart: "YAYYYYY! BEST BABYSITTER EVER!"

Shepherd: "You're damn right!"

Comments ( 14 )

Is it strange that I can hear Power Ranger-style battle music as I picture Shepard and Flurry fighting the demons?

Clever Shepherd. She's going to end up destroying stuff regardless, so he surrounds her with things that need destroying.

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I dunno, I hear the DOOM soundtrack.

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Must be because I have PR on the brain (I just finished marathoning S.P.D. and pre-ordered Battle for the Grid: Collector's Edition for the PS4)

best babysitter ever

And Supernatural inexplicably went in a very strange direction.

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Only you fire this equine themed lethal joke weapon from the front.

We need a animation of a Shepard doom-guy style, running around with a Flurry Heart 4 legged hugging one of his arms, making rasberry noises while plowing through demons. I remember a similar picture of Starswirl with infant Celestia/Luna blasting demons.

O God the cuteness, and for some. Reason this remind me of the Doom-slayer and Isabell of animal crossing.

Shepherd: "Yep! We're going to hunt down some demons and blow them to bits!"

Flurry Heart: "YAYYYYY! BEST BABYSITTER EVER!"

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And he's getting paid for it. Possibly twice if the locals are grateful as well :rainbowwild:

Oh, and Flurry Heart is Teenage Xena now :rainbowdetermined2:

Shepard to Flurry when he gets too old to hunt demons with her: "Against all the evil hell can conjure.... all the wickedness pony kind can produce..... we will send unto them only you.

Rip and tear.... until it is done."

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