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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 4 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

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  • 10 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

    2 comments · 172 views
  • 23 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 25 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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  • 29 weeks
    The attacks on anime are ridiculous

    I am sorry about this blog, but anime as in japanese cartoons made in japan are under attack by western moral puritans, because it doesn't adhere to their moral standards. This strikes me as a very imperialistic mindset, not everyone has to adhere to our values.

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Sep
13th
2020

How do ponies pick things up? · 10:45am Sep 13th, 2020

How do you think ponies are able to pick up objects as if they had human hands?

My theory is that all ponies have some sort of passive telekinesis magic in their hooves. Would it be impossible for them to pick up objects without something like this?

Comments ( 14 )

They have a limited amount of flex and grip with their hooves.

Because they are magic talking cartoon ponies and not real life horses.

Everything has a magic polarity to it and hooves just work like a magnet but at will.

It's either magic or cartoon logic. Either way, it's somewhat pointless to try to explain it further than that.

Which is not to say that you shouldn't do it. Sometimes pointless things are fun.

And that kind of also means that it's not actually pointless, but now I'm digressing far too much.

5354502
Err, that doesn't sound so great.


5354504
That may be possible.


5354509
That's a cool show case.


5354510
We are nerds. It's our job to talk about pointless stuff.

When Lauren was still working on the show, she made damn sure that it was with their mouths, because she wanted her ponies to be ponies.

I thought of something like that, like they all posess a passive magical field around them, like their own personal gravity field, that "sticks" whatever they're holding to their hooves

yeah, its magic. They can also move their tails and sometimes their manes to hold stuff, similiar to bayonetta. Overall, they seem to have a RWBY-style protective aura, thats why they can survive anvils falling on them, and magic beams, strong enough to blast through Stone, only knocks them back a few feet. Tirek has proven, that earth-pony strength is based on magic, since he was able to steal it, so its all based on magic biology.

5354679
Oh God, no.



5354527
Unicorns and Alicorns would a bit OP then if that remained the case.


5354608
That sounds like another good theory.


5354734
Yeah. Even canon ponies are somewhat OP in nature. It's lucky for the most part they aren't evil.

5354786
I wouldnt call them op, at least in equestria. They live in a world with hydras, manticores and chimeras running around. so in their world, theyre apropriately balanced. I Always look at Shows, as if they were Video games. If theres a game balance and a certain amount of logic, behind the characters abilities, its awesome, cause i can wonder About, how the characters can get out of certain situations. but if theres no logic behind it, stuff just happens on screen, and i get bored.

5354796
What there's video game balance for a reason. The same could be applied to fictional universes.

5354527
hmm, although there was the incident with the tickets in Season 1...

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