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Dave Bryant


E-mail: dave@catspawdtp.com • Discord/Bluesky: catspawdtp • DeviantArt/Ko-fi: CatspawDTP • Telegram/FurAffinity/FurryMUCK/Tapestries: Tom_Clowder • Mastodon: @tom_clowder@meow.social

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  • 21 weeks
    Random snippet to prove I’m still alive

    “I got the time off!” The familiar voice emanating from the landline handset was jubilant.

    A broad grin crossed Sunset’s face. “Great! Y’know, I can’t remember the last time both our vacation times lined up.”

    “Four years, seven months, and twelve days.” The dry, and dryly humorous, reply came back instantly. “But who’s counting?”

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  • 36 weeks
    Everfree Northwest

    So, uh, yeah, I’m here. I guess I should have mentioned it earlier, but it slipped my mind. Better late than never, I guess.

    4 comments · 104 views
  • 49 weeks
    Tidbits

    Yes, I’m still around, though I still have nothing substantive for Fimfiction—and I’m not sure when, if ever, I will again. All I’ve got at the moment is a handful of random morsels from my tiny but active mind.

    Counterparts

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  • 69 weeks
    Not naming names [writing tips]

    As I’ve mentioned here and there, one of the (many) rules I generally abide by when writing for Twin Canterlots is: avoid using real-world names wherever possible. It’s harder than it seems—especially when one considers indirect coinages as well as direct references—and I don’t always succeed, but in general I find ways to skirt them most of the time. For the handful of people who

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  • 71 weeks
    Idea for a pony, cooked up with Baron Engel

    Sales Spiel, seller of used carts, wagons, and coaches. “Tell ya what I’m gonna do—”

    1 comments · 126 views
Sep
8th
2020

More Discord shenanigans · 3:15am Sep 8th, 2020

Me: I could see Rose [Brass] and [Sticky] Note being coworkers. I think Rose would like him.

Me: I may borrow Sticky Note at some point, with I-A-M’s permission.

Scampy:
Sticky Note: “I got a new case today. Some girl named Wallflower.”
Rose: “I had a client with that name once.”
Note: “Oh? And how’d that go?”
Rose: “She yeeted herself out a window. Go figure.”

Scampy: i feel like Rose is somehow biologically incapable of saying the phrase “yeeted herself out a window”

Scampy: like if she tried, her body would force her to stop

Comments ( 5 )

Y'all know I'm right, though

I would love a short story of just Sticky and Rose having a conversation in Cuppas.

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Ooh, I like that. :pinkiehappy:

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Her jaw would lock up after "She" and would refuse to engage in such frivolous phrasing.

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