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ItsGriffy


All that exists in me is everlasting moo

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  • 17 weeks
    It is done

    Traditional version before I make it shitty for the memes


    ”Quit poking me with that shit!”

    ”Get offa me then!”

    18 comments · 53 views
  • 17 weeks
    I need to be way more present on this account tbh

    I keep getting startled by my profile picture on here because I forget that this is also my account. I spend a shit ton of time on my Alt. But I am thinking of transferring some of my stories onto my other account as well!

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    16 comments · 48 views
  • 25 weeks
    Another profile change because I have no life

    Apparently the name “Griffy” is already taken, so—

    4 comments · 56 views
  • 27 weeks
    Nom nom

    Griff is biscuit

    8 comments · 51 views
  • 32 weeks
    No one:

    Blu when his friends are posting like nine vent blogs about one drama:

    10 comments · 94 views
Aug
13th
2020

Jelly · 4:42am Aug 13th, 2020

”Oculus... what do you taste like when you go violet?”

”What the fuck kind of question is that?”

”It’s a legitimate question. Like maybe Damien tastes like strawberry jelly. Maybe Demitri tastes like blueberry jelly.”

”...”

”Wait a minute— hey, Ocellus!”

”Yeah?”

“Have you ever tasted Oculus when he’s... like, purple?

”No.”

(Both Oculus’ eyes turn purple as he blushes violet...)

“...Why are you okay with this?!”

”Alright, let’s try it.”

(Both Ocellus and Pentagon lick Oculus’ cheeks...)

”Hm. Tastes like plum.”

”Aw, Damn it. I was wrong.”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—

Comments ( 24 )

I was expecting more of a grape jelly, really.

And this is how threesomes start. Calling it now.

Heh. I was expecting Mulberries. Though Oculus needs to calm down, that was really cute

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(Both Ocellus and Pentagon lick Oculus’ cheeks...)

I hope they mean his face... :trollestia:

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Heh, yeah, pretty sure they do mean his face...

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Wha-great, now I can't get that image out of my head...

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I just noticed; the title of this blog and your username...

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Only now, do you understand my curse. The curse of sheer boredom.

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If you couldn't tell I am extremely bored right now. So bored that image came up in my head as I was sifting through shitposts on twitter.

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Ah

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Yeah. Also...pretty sure polygamy isn't illegal in Equestria...hint hint...

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Well, just a suggestion! Ocellus clearly doesn't want to let Oculus go and neither does Pentagon!

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Heheh, that’s what this blog was written to suggest.

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Well, you did a great job of suggesting it

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Thanks. I try, heh.

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