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ItsGriffy


All that exists in me is everlasting moo

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  • 17 weeks
    It is done

    Traditional version before I make it shitty for the memes


    ”Quit poking me with that shit!”

    ”Get offa me then!”

    18 comments · 53 views
  • 17 weeks
    I need to be way more present on this account tbh

    I keep getting startled by my profile picture on here because I forget that this is also my account. I spend a shit ton of time on my Alt. But I am thinking of transferring some of my stories onto my other account as well!

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    16 comments · 48 views
  • 25 weeks
    Another profile change because I have no life

    Apparently the name “Griffy” is already taken, so—

    4 comments · 56 views
  • 27 weeks
    Nom nom

    Griff is biscuit

    8 comments · 51 views
  • 32 weeks
    No one:

    Blu when his friends are posting like nine vent blogs about one drama:

    10 comments · 95 views
Aug
12th
2020

Camping Trip 3 · 3:17am Aug 12th, 2020

”Passion. Passion Fruit, wait.”

“What? Oh yeah, you only want me when it’s not in front of everyone else, right?”

”That’s ridiculous. Look, it’s just...”

”It’s just what? You don’t think everyone likes the thought of us being together?”

”It is not anywhere close to that! I just do not like screaming in everyone’s face that I’m in a relationship. That’s just... stupid.”

”So that’s how you feel? About you and me? Our whole relationship is just ‘stupid’?”

”Passion, no! It’s—“

”Guys, we have a problem!”

”...I keep telling you, I’m fine!”

(Passion and Umbra turn to a clearly distressed Pentagon, dragging Oculus by the hoof toward them. Oculus is covering his head, but Pentagon forces his hoof away...)

”...Look at you...”

”...Dude, stop it! I’m—“

”Oculus... Oculus, your antlers are broken!”

(Umbra looks utterly mortified. Passion covers his mouth in shock at Oculus’ bleeding head, the blood coming from two pieces of fractured bone where Oculus’ horns are supposed to be...)

”Wha... what happened?!”

”Guys, it’s no big deal, I just...”

”Yes it is! Oculus, I caught you literally doing it on purpose!”

”Yeah— he literally broke them off himself!”

“What?!”

”Look, just get me some bandages so we can patch him up!”

Comments ( 17 )

Oculus broke off his own antlers? Why would he do that?!

5334011
He has different colored antlers. One red, and one blue. I’m guessing he believed they were connected to the D’s.

5334014
So he believed that if he broke them off, he'd get rid of them...

5334014

5334015
Y'know, for some fucking reason, I thought he did that just so he could stick them up Pentagon's or his own butt for some weird broken horn fetish. How I came to this conclusion after watching Master Chief give the Covenant back their bomb is beyond me.

5334022
I... for some reason applaud you.

5334024
Well, for whatever the reason, thank you.
5334025
Don't be too confused, there's a fee for that. I get random, and completely unrelated thoughts all the time. This is just one of the few times I decided to share it with the world.

5334025
Yeah... I mean, he was probably just trying to rush the process. He seemed fine before

5334044
I wish I could give him a hug and make him feel better...

5334048
He could try and retaliate the hug, but he might warp something...

5334071
Yeah, that’s just how he feels..

5334081
Aww...poor Oculus...

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