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ItsGriffy


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  • 24 weeks
    It is done

    Traditional version before I make it shitty for the memes


    ”Quit poking me with that shit!”

    ”Get offa me then!”

    18 comments · 62 views
  • 24 weeks
    I need to be way more present on this account tbh

    I keep getting startled by my profile picture on here because I forget that this is also my account. I spend a shit ton of time on my Alt. But I am thinking of transferring some of my stories onto my other account as well!

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    16 comments · 55 views
  • 32 weeks
    Another profile change because I have no life

    Apparently the name “Griffy” is already taken, so—

    4 comments · 63 views
  • 35 weeks
    Nom nom

    Griff is biscuit

    8 comments · 59 views
  • 39 weeks
    No one:

    Blu when his friends are posting like nine vent blogs about one drama:

    10 comments · 103 views
Aug
11th
2020

Blueberry Cuddles · 8:09pm Aug 11th, 2020

(Passion Fruit and Umbra watch from afar as Pentagon and Oculus share a spot on the couch, Pentagon looking sheepish and redder than usual as Oculus goes pridefully on with his stories...)

*snickers* “They’re so gay...”

(Umbra pokes Passion in the side with his hoof...)

”Ow!” >~<

”That’s for being insensitive.”

”Whaaat? We’re gay together, and everyone else sees it.”

”Well, I— Um...”

”Hey guys! Have you seen... Wait, why are they cuddling?”

”They aren’t cuddling. They’re just... they’re...”

”...being platonically gay.”

(Umbra smacks Passion Fruit upside the head...)

”Ouch!”

”N-No, they’re not. Oculus wouldn’t... do that, would he? I mean, he already established he didn’t like him...”

“Right, so... do not worry about it.”

”...If you say so.”

(Passion and Umbra watch as Ocellus trots off. Passion huffs as he glares at Umbra...)

”You are such a liar.”

”...Hmph.”

Comments ( 46 )

To Passion and Umbra as well as Oculus and Pentagon: I ship it!

5333679
Yeeeah...

5333678
Heh. So does Passion, apparently.

5333680
Mhm. You know what we have to do now though, right?

5333685
Cue the music!

I don't care, I ship it! I don't care~ I ship it!

There is a ship that needs sailing.

MAN THE CAPSTAN AND LOWER THOSE SAILS, THE PENTULUS IS SHIPPING OUT!!

5333691
What? It's perfect for this!
5333687
Engage the topsail! Get to the crow's nest! Prepare to board!

5333691
Not gonna lie, The Pentulus would be a good name for an actual ship. I gotta use that somehow...

5333692
You’re not wrong about that.

5333693
Yeah, I’m gonna agree with you there. It does sound like a good ship name.

5333695
Heh, yep. Hm...we have Umbrion and Pentulus ready for departure...the only question is which do we want to set sail first?

5333696
She has Smolder

5333701
What? She does. I've also seen Ocellus x Sandbar and Ocellus x Gallus so it's not like she's totally alone...not to be insensitive...

5333699
Pretty sure Umbrion is the name of a Pokémon

5333696
Who says we can't have both? Both is good.

5333703
Looked it up. It's spelled differently

5333702
But she loves Oculus... doesn’t she?

5333706
Yeah...but...but so does Pentagon...

5333705
Thats the joke I was making. I think this qualifies as an r/woooosh moment.

5333707

5333706
There is an easy way to fix this. A herd! Wait, thats ponies. A Flock! No, thats for the birds. What would it even be called for Changelings? A Swarm?

5333710
Hm...well, Chrysalis called the group of changelings as a whole a swarm, so maybe?

5333712
I thought that it was kinda obvious. Ocellus and Pentagon share Oculus and create a Swarm.

5333721
Soooo you mean... polygamy?

5333724
Essentially yes. I kinda forgot that Herds/Flocks are usually seen in RGRE fics and even then arn't too common.

5333713
Anyway... I guess Umbra is happier with Passion than... You know.

5333784
Er...is it that obvious I didn't understand what you meant?

5333789
I mean, I'm pretty sure you meant Hikari, but I could be wrong

5333791
I didn’t, actually. But yeah, she’s a bitch.

5333792
Oh, definitely. That doesn't even begin to describe her.

5333793
What? You got something better?

5333794
Hm...yes but it would be going way too far

5333795
“Too far?” What are you talking about?

5333797
...w-h-o-r-e and s-l-u-t which you should never call anyone

5333801
Well...I mean...it's still going way too far, regardless. Name one female villain you would want to call those words and I'll admit it's not going too far

5333804
Oh no, I wouldn't go that far even with her. I only fight back against her, not start the fights by name calling to that extent.

5333806
*sigh* Everyone’s a pacifist.

5333811
Well, that, and she's my age. Calling her those things, jumping her and proceeding to beat her to a pulp for seemingly no reason would make her seem like the victim.

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