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  • 7 weeks
    So, what happened?

    Basically, a ton. I had been so busy and tired that it isn’t funny. I’ve been sick for three weeks, I had to take care of someone else’s dog at someone else’s house for two weeks, and I had to start remodeling for the past month while also setting up to get started with other personal matters. Holy shit this was the shittiest summer, and I’m only half way through. In any case, that’s what’s

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  • 10 weeks
    I just can’t catch a break-

    Not even two days after I finally got over my illness, a family member was sent to the hospital. It’s something to do with low hemoglobin levels, and I spent a week taking care of their house and dog. I was scared throughout the entire week, because I had no clue what was wrong and if they’d recover, but they are currently doing fine and may be back to normal soon. In other news, there is now

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  • 12 weeks
    A Sick Boy rants about stuff (random)

    Yo, it’s ya Boi here with... I still don’t feel well. My head’s fuzzy and it’s been hard to really focus on anything. At least I’m not feeling as bad as last week. Covid’s weird. Anyway, I can’t sleep and I wanna rant. Future me will decide whether or not to post it later.

    BeeP

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  • 13 weeks
    Ace Combat 3 Pt4

    Sally: Nemo, I don’t understand why we are playing chess again. You’ve lost 27 times and won 0.
    Me: Sally, you and I both know I’ll lose this, but eventually, I’ll win for once.

    Sally: Incoming message: Rena.
    Me: *smiles* aight.

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  • 15 weeks
    A small quick update (personal health)

    Just giving a quick update. My muscles still hurt like nothing else, my head is still fuzzy enough that I can’t get much done, and my monthly slump is kicking in. On the plus side, I’m living out my childhood of drinking apple juice and ginger ale (the apple juice is something with a bit of sugar, but not as rough as the ginger ale or other sodas). My forehead’s terrible for checking my

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Aug
11th
2020

TTISI: Payday 2 · 2:45pm Aug 11th, 2020

Okay, so, I got this game a long time ago, when it was on the 360. However, I completely hated it at first because I thought the controls were wack. DOUBLE HOWEVER, I saw The Russian Badger’s video on it recently, and I was like: Damn, I don’t remember it being that fun. So, I got it again, and started playing, and holy shit is it fun.

BeeP

Me, with a blue mask with a yellow skeletal smile on it, decked out with a light vest, a Tommy Gun (Chicago Typewriter), akimbo white streaks, and going with a rogue deck: I seriously don’t remember having this much fun.

BeeP

Bain: Okay, you got one van, get the other.
Me, playing Vlad’s California mission on Very Hard: Got it.

BeeP

Bain: Remember, get the other van.
Me: Where the fuck is it!?

BeeP

Me: I can’t find the- *hears vulululululu* What the fuck-
Cloaker: *comes out of fucking nowhere and drop kicks my face* CRY HARDER YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!
Me, getting beaten by his baton: Ah! Fuck! Ow! Shit! Wolf! Fuck- Dallas!
Cloaker: REMEMBER, THE SAFE WORD IS POLICE BRUTALITY!!!
Me: POLICE BRUTALITY!!!

BeeP

This shit is so heavy, I can’t jump. The fuck are in these things?

BeeP

Not gonna lie, this music (Razormind) be jammin’ though.

BeeP

Me: OKAY!!! I finally found the- *vulululululu* Oh FUCK-
Cloaker: *comes out of a sewer grate and somersaults before slamming his foot against my jaw* YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST!?!? WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK!!!
Me: NOT AGAIN!!!
Cloaker: HOW ABOUT YOU GO TO THE FORUMS, AND CRY LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE!!!

BeeP

*mission ends* Okay, straight up, my favorite enemy is the Cloaker. They are literally ninjas with vendettas! Like, I know Badger talked about them, but holy fuck they are amazing.

BeeP

Hector: I want you to take out a bus of gangsters, but first, we need to cook drugs to find out where they are.
Me: Okay.

BeeP

Me: *gets ingredients*
Bain: Okay, I’m gonna talk you through this. First step: add *ingredient, I can’t remember the name*
Me: *adds it*
Bain: WAIT, THAT WAS WRONG!!!
Me: Oh you sonova- *the lab bursts into flames*

BeeP

Bain: Okay, add *ingredient*
Me:...
Bain: Wait! You didn’t add it right?
Me: With your bullshit, no.
Bain: Sorry, these websites are a bit iffy.
Me: Is he looking up how to make drugs on fuckin’ Wiki-How?!

Beep

Tazer: I’m the fuckin’ Spark man!
Me: *headshots him* Now you’re a fuckin’ dead man!

BeeP

Bain: Okay, remember, we don’t want to start any trouble with them, so calmly give them the drugs, and they’ll give you the info.
Me: A’ight. *gives gangsters drugs*
Gangster: Cool, you’ll find the info in the second floor of this building.
Me:... *makes sure Tommy gun is loaded before I start calmly walking* ... *passes several gangster, all of which are eyeing me*... I don’t like this... *climbs stairs until I find the info* Alright- *fuckin’ sprints all the way back* fuuuuck this, let’s go.

BeeP

*after we trapped the bus on a bridge and took out a bunch of gangsters, we await for the helicopter to arrive, as well as a helicopter to come and pick up the bag of cash we stole*

Me: Fuck this shiiiit! *shoots off some rounds, catching several guys in the head* God I love this gun!

*helicopters arrive. I see one of them awaits next to the bridge, where I have to throw the bag across* Me: Finally! *throws the bag... it misses and falls into the water below*.... ARE YOU FUCKING-

BeeP

Bain: Nice job guys!
Me: Oh shut up.

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Comments ( 2 )

Ah, I see you too are a fan of the Russian Badger!

Huzzah, a memer of quality!

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Yep, he also got me to play it again too.

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