Well, I wrote this five years ago... · 7:15pm Aug 8th, 2020
Of course. I forgot that my second pilot is the sister of Pinkie Pie. There’s no way to turn thirty in this town without all the citizens waiting for you in your fridge. Everypony is here, even Rarity. Last two years were kinda interesting for her – she found that Sparkler is her lost twin sister and then gave birth to a crystal pony. We still wonder who is the father. Sparkler is strangely quiet about that.
“What are you doing here?” I ask, trying to act surprised.
“It’s your birthday, silly!” Pinkie replies, giving me a party hat and a cupcake. I free from her grasp and go to look for some quiet corner to hide and somehow survive this party.
... and now I'm thirty myself. There's no Pinkie Pie around, but it's so hot that I could definitely use a fridge. I can't exactly fit in one, but I have vodka, so it's fine either way, I guess.
Closest I found googling Pinkie and 30.
Edit: Well link didn't work....damn. Next best thing.
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5 years ago? Damn time flys.
Happy Birthday, Samey.
I have a gift for you, but it's not ready yet (sad changeling smile)
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I have no vodka, I have Grappa, and thid day was great. And, Pinkie and Flatty are my favourite ponies.
M`sry, I now do not translate your stories. There are more good people for this) I am editor now.
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Wypijmy za ulubionego autora)))
Happy birthday, Samey. :)
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VInyl Scratch giving me a lap dance. Well, I can get behind that xD
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Na zdrowie! Also, I guess you got a promotion
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Thanks
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So, either Lyra is a cuckquean, or I'm about to be extremely dead. (September 6th, for the record).
Happy birthday bro.