Fang Gang Shorts #41 · 1:22am Aug 5th, 2020
Hivehunter happily trotted through the halls, stopping at one of the rooms with a bouquet grasped in his hoof. He looked down, reading himself to knock. He tapped his hoof on the door, watching as it opened. He smiled, staring at the female changeling who opened the door. She had lavender eyes and gold ring on her horn that read 'Snapdragon'. He he gave a friendly smile. "Hello Snapdragon!" he greeted.
She eyed him for a bit. "Do I know you?"
He tilted his head. "We've been in the Academy for years, you don't recognize me?" he asked, to which she shook her head. "I'm Hivehunter."
"Ohhh, you! Yes, I remember your fight with that Blue Tooth."
Not really what he wanted to be remembered for, but whatever. "I uh... brought these for you," he said, holding his flowers up.
She scoffed. "Oh please, I've seen grubs that are better than you."
"W-What?"
She snatched the flowers, threw them on the ground and began stomping and crushing them. "Thanks for the doormat." She reached for the door, but didn't close it. Yet. "Oh! Yes! And thank you for the spitvase."
"Spitvase? I didn't get you a spit-"
She spit in his face. Then she slammed the door.
Hive stared, a disappointed expression forming on his face. He walked off, his ears drooping; his face still covered in spit.
....TELL ME WHERE SNAPDRAGON IS SO I CAN MURDER HER!
Sheesh.
5329419
"Check room seven thirty-four. I on the other hoof will be getting drunk at the Ponyville saloon..."
5329420
"Yeah..."
5329422
Aww...Hive...don't worry, I'll sneak in and join you once I'm done looting her room and making sure no one finds the body
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5329419
Thought we already got her back in that roleplay we did on Google Docs.
5329425
"Eh, don't waste your time... it's just plastic painted gold anyway... besides, I don't want anyone getting jailed for my mess..."
5329426
Touche
5329426
5329427
Touche. But she still deserves more pain. Maybe I'll spit in her face, see how she likes it...
5329432
Sheesh. .-.
5329433
What? It's just karma
5329432
"Huh... knock yourself out then. Just keep her alive..."
5329435
I'll try...
5329436
"Okay then..."
5329439
Yep. Just gimme a sec to go give that dumb "Karen" a taste of her own medicine.
5329441
"Okay."
5329445
Yeah. I'll meet you in the bar.
5329447
"Alright..." *walks off*
5329449
Okay then. Now, to find that lousy excuse for a mare...*disappears in flash of purple*
5329441
Uh... who’s Karen?
5329482
Karen means a women who's usually entitled and stuck-up. Basically a women who's usually like, "Let me speak to your manager!"
5329482
5329486
Yeah, that. Jerk excuse for a woman, basically
5329501
Yeeeeah I was told that. ._.
5329502
Heh, sorry...
5329504
Oh no it’s fine
5329505
Oh. Alright then