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"I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day."- Vincent Van Gogh

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  • 3 weeks
    Not Gonna troll at ALL today...

    I'm serious.....















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    Clicky :twilightsmile: for some Cafe ambiance...so soothing!

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  • 4 weeks
    Stomach hurts. Nauseous. Here...

    Take these and do with it what you will:

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  • 5 weeks
    Happy St. Patrick's Day🍀☘️

    Currently doing a bar crawl in Downtown (ok so we started in Corktown and are making our way through any good AVAILABLE bar today) with some friends and a couple of co-workers of mine, who we unintentionally ran into. Turns out great minds think alike! Ironically I'm the "Uber Call Girl" tonight so...unfortunately can't get TOO wasted (plus I actually have work tomorrow...couldn't call off).

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  • 5 weeks
    March 15th!!!!

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  • 9 weeks
    Happy 20th Anniversary "Clifford's Really Big Movie"

    Original Release Date: February 20th, 2004

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Aug
4th
2020

A brief conversation between me and a friend yesterday: · 4:21am Aug 4th, 2020

Me: *watches video with friend*
Video:

Friend: Why are we watching a cake being cut?
Me: It's a JIGGLY CAKE!
Friend: So what?
Me: So what? It's a CAKE that JIGGLES YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!
Friend: *smacks me upside the head*
Me: Rude.

Comments ( 4 )

Phoenix's Friend: NOOOOO! You can't just upload a video someone cutting cake and call it entertainment!

Phoenix: hahahaaaa giant cake go jiggle jiggle

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Basically that's what happened.

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