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ItsGriffy


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  • 23 weeks
    It is done

    Traditional version before I make it shitty for the memes


    ”Quit poking me with that shit!”

    ”Get offa me then!”

    18 comments · 61 views
  • 23 weeks
    I need to be way more present on this account tbh

    I keep getting startled by my profile picture on here because I forget that this is also my account. I spend a shit ton of time on my Alt. But I am thinking of transferring some of my stories onto my other account as well!

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    16 comments · 54 views
  • 32 weeks
    Another profile change because I have no life

    Apparently the name “Griffy” is already taken, so—

    4 comments · 62 views
  • 34 weeks
    Nom nom

    Griff is biscuit

    8 comments · 58 views
  • 39 weeks
    No one:

    Blu when his friends are posting like nine vent blogs about one drama:

    10 comments · 102 views
Aug
3rd
2020

Snuggles · 12:21am Aug 3rd, 2020

(After Passion Fruit agrees to be left alone with Umbra, a few hours pass, and he finds himself in a bit of a dilemma. A warm, cozy one, in fact, with his blush growing darker and even harder to hide...

Umbra hugs Passion tightly, pressing his nose into his mane...)

”...You remind me of Snejni Mishka. Fluffy... quiet... cute...

”...Eep...!”

*chuckles* “You are very funny, Passion Fruit. I like that about you...”

”Eeee... killmekillmekillmekillmekillme...”

Report ItsGriffy · 158 views · #Umbra #Passion Fruit
Comments ( 66 )

Aww, that's so sweet

5327705
”I-I mean, he doesn’t mean anything... h-he’s still pretty drunk...”

5327706
You know, I've heard that creatures tend to admit things they wouldn't usually when they're drunk...

5327708
”N-Not Umbra... U-Umbra’s just play—“

(Umbra nuzzles Passion in the crook of his neck...)

5327712
Hehe, aww. So cute...

5327713
”N-Not helping!”

”Relax. You seem very tense. Perhaps I can provide a stress reliever?~”

”...”

(Passion’s whole face turns red at the thought...)

5327715
He probably just means a massage-not like that! A regular massage

5327717
”Mhm. A massage.

Meep!

5327720
Umbra, what about a kiss on his forehead instead?

5327722
”Great idea~”

”No! N-No kisses..”

5327724
I said on the forehead, Passion.

Let’s hope he doesn’t pull a Hikari...

5327725
(Passion Fruit hides his face in his hooves...)

5327726
Yep.

5327727
It's okay Passion. Forehead kisses are less intimate than other kisses

5327730
”Not with a drunk Umbra, they’re not...”

5327731
*Opens mouth, then closes it* Fair point. But still, I can help stop him if he tries something

5327732
”Aw, come on. I don’t bite, at least not that hard...”

5327734
Oh no, if you're going to give him a hickey you do it on the neck only!

5327735
What? You’re encouraging this?

5327736
No, I'm stopping him from drunkenly trying to bite Passion on the forehead

5327737
Well, you suggested kissing, sooo...

5327735
*groans*

(Umbra lightly kisses Passion on the neck...)

”Relax. I am just kidding.”

5327739
I said on the forehead! That's like, the least intimate way to kiss someone!

5327742
See? Nothing to worry about. He's drunk but that hasn't changed his sense of humor or his common sense

Is this that part where they make sweet, sweet love to each other?

5327745
(Umbra hugs Passion Fruit tighter, then gently nips his ear...)

Hey!

5327749
No!

”Heh. Maybe.”

5327758
”No! No, this is not ‘D’aww’ material!”

5327762
Why not? Gallus does that ear-nip thing to Sandbar all the time

5327763
Because Sandbar consents to it?

5327763
”Well, I mean...”

”Relax, Snejni Mishka.”

”I...” *blushes* “Hmph...”

5327765
He just does it randomly, but...yeah...nevermind...

5327768
...If that's not cute then why am I dying of cuteness?

5327770
”...Whatever.”

”Ach. I’m craving fries but I’m too lazy to get any...”

5327771
You know, why don't I go get him some fries?

5327772
”Umbra does not rely on technology...”

”He gets all... preachy when he’s drunk.”

5327773
”Well, maybe...”

”Yes. Privacy is good thing.”

*flushes red* “You... I... urgh...”

5327775
I'll only take three minutes, five tops

5327778
“Mmm... longer.”

”Whatever’s okay with him, I guess...”

5327782
Alright, alright. I'll take longer than that. What kind of fries do you want?

5327784
“Sweet potato fries. Umbra is on low carb diet.”

5327785
Alright then. Back in a few *disappears in flash of purple light*

5327787
”Eheheh~”

”...Mm...”

5327792
*Thirty minutes later*

Okay, I'm back with your fries, is everyone decent?

5327794
”...”

”...Maybe.”

5327792
Now you two will make passionate love to each other, yes?

5327797
You know what, I'm just going to close my eyes and toss these to you. *covers eyes with wing and tosses fries at Umbra*

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