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  • 17 weeks
    It is done

    Traditional version before I make it shitty for the memes

    ”Quit poking me with that shit!”

    ”Get offa me then!”

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  • 17 weeks
    I need to be way more present on this account tbh

    I keep getting startled by my profile picture on here because I forget that this is also my account. I spend a shit ton of time on my Alt. But I am thinking of transferring some of my stories onto my other account as well!

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  • 25 weeks
    Another profile change because I have no life

    Apparently the name “Griffy” is already taken, so—

    4 comments · 56 views
  • 27 weeks
    Nom nom

    Griff is biscuit

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  • 32 weeks
    No one:

    Blu when his friends are posting like nine vent blogs about one drama:

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Umbra Being Vicious Af · 10:43pm Jul 30th, 2020

*getting out of the car*

”Where are you going?”

”I’m going to get my wallet.”

”Bring me my red bag with my vodka!

(Umbra throws a dagger near Passion’s neck...)

”C-Can I have the key?”

”’Can I have the key?’ Yes, you can have the key...”

“Dude, your dad’s Russian? God, what’s that like?”

”Well, he’s not my dad, he’s just—“

”Что, черт возьми, ты делаешь?! Get in here and do the dishes!”

*sigh* “Coming...”

”Что, черт возьми, не так с этими аметерами ?! Это все равно что пытаться заставить осла пить воду!”

”Passion! Umbra’s teaching his rookie troop with a bottle of vodka; I wanna stop him, but I also wanna live.”

*sigh* “Coming!”

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Comments ( 4 )

Huh. Well, now we all know not to mess around with Umbra (in case anyone didn't already know)

Yeah...kinda reminds me of Pharynx trying to train his incompetent soldiers.

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