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  • 30 weeks
    It is done

    Traditional version before I make it shitty for the memes

    ”Quit poking me with that shit!”

    ”Get offa me then!”

    18 comments · 65 views
  • 30 weeks
    I need to be way more present on this account tbh

    I keep getting startled by my profile picture on here because I forget that this is also my account. I spend a shit ton of time on my Alt. But I am thinking of transferring some of my stories onto my other account as well!

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    16 comments · 59 views
  • 39 weeks
    Another profile change because I have no life

    Apparently the name “Griffy” is already taken, so—

    4 comments · 66 views
  • 41 weeks
    Nom nom

    Griff is biscuit

    8 comments · 65 views
  • 45 weeks
    No one:

    Blu when his friends are posting like nine vent blogs about one drama:

    10 comments · 108 views

Parasite 2: What He Can Really Do · 3:06am Jul 30th, 2020

”You... took my friend away from me... I had the chance to slaughter you once...”

”But you couldn’t. And in result of your resounding failure, your dad died.”

(Umbra chuckles dryly. Starfruit gets concerned and takes a step back when Umbra begins to cackle...)

”You know, I never liked you... and when you died, I always thought of Passion and I as even Stevens. Both of us had parents mangled.. but then, you came back. Passion was happier...”

”...And I bet you were jealous?”

”Heheh.... heh... a little, I’ll admit...”

(Starfruit steps back, and Umbra steps forward...)

”And you... always thought of me as some leech. That could not be best friends with your son because I might have turned on you...”

”How’d you guess...?”

(Starfruit begins to look horrified as Umbra’s teeth grows sharp, his body begins to have the same consistency of tar, and his tongue grows freakishly long...)

”Because I always knew I would end up killing you someday...”

(Starfruit blacks out as the last thing he sees is Umbra lunging at him with a loud screech. His ears leak warm blood, and that’s the only thing he feels before going somewhat unconscious...)

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Comments ( 6 )

Well done, Umbra. Well done.


Heh. He'll still have to deal with his friends though.

Oh, leave them to me.

Please? I really wanna shoot them with my bow and arrow...

I’m sure he can handle it.

Oh fine. I guess I'll just go shred some tackling dummies or something...

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