Jul
28th
2020
ALRIGHT, YOU WANNA KNOW? FINE, I ADMIT IT! · 10:07pm Jul 28th, 2020
I DON'T KNOW WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! THE DOGS WERE LET OUT, BUT WHAT WERE THE DOGS? WERE THEY METAPHORICAL DOGS, LITERAL DOGS, OR A MEAN NAME? AND WHY WERE THEY RELEASED? WHY WERE THEY CHAINED UP IN THE FIRST PLACE? IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, IT'S TOO COMPLICATED! YOU CAN'T JUST EXPECT ME TO KNOW OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD! FINE, I CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT BREED THEY WERE, AND I CAN HELP BRING THEM BACK, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHO LET THE DOGS OUT TO BEGIN WITH! PLEASE! SOMEONE TELL ME! I NEED TO KNOW! I NEED TO KNOW WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! PLEASE! PLEASE! I NEED TO KNOW!
*boop*
It was Joe.
You know who Joe is?
Joe Mama.
The person who let the dogs out also knows what the fox says. He lives at Area 51.
I can't take it anymore! Fine, I admit it! IT WAS ME! I LET THE DOGS OUT! I'm sorry! It was a hot day and they were all miserable inside. They just kept whimpering so I let them out. How was I supposed to know they were exclusively indoor dogs?!
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*pets the rabbit and gives it a scritch behind the ears*
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And I bet he was the same guy that unleashed the Coronavirus, too!
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Wait a second, isn't he running against Trump in this election?
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*boops and cuddles*
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Is that so?
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YOU WHAT?! YOU MADMAN! THEY'LL EAT ALL OUR APPLES GROWING IN THE FIELD! QUICK, GRAB THE SYRINGES! WE HAVEN'T A MOMENT TO LOSE!
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Yeah. Right now, though, he's Biden his time and waiting for the moment to strike!
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Fellas, please, we all need to agree that the person who let the dogs out was some guy named Joe Mama.
(has flashbacks to that stupid, stupid hip-hop course my middle school made us take for reasons that only God in Heaven will ever know)
Okay you got me! It was me! I let the dogs out! I let them out of their cages to run wild and free!
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WHO REALLY DID IT?! WHO DID IT? "I AM SPARTACUS!" "NO, I AM SPARTACUS!" "NO, I'M SPARTACUS!"
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You mischievous little thing! *pats head gently*
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Mhm sure you did...
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What makes you say that?
Uhhhhhh..... it was them! -points at BezierBallad- sorry dude, I couldn't handle the pressure
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I told you, it was Joe Mama!
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We have something in common then.
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Very well then.
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Tell me about it.
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Aww, come on, swing dancing can be fun if you really get into it.
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Why, afraid you'll get testosterone on your palm? Oooo, scary! Blaaaa! It's not as bad as you think, trust me. Maybe we'll just have to wait a few years and see how the attitude changes, hmm?
As I read through the conversation here, I feel that I should probably let you know...
I didn’t let the dogs out, but I did let the bunny out who let the dogs out
Same guy who wrote The Book of Love.
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So then who did the dogs let out?
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I-I have to remind you?
Remember... everyone here teamed up?