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  • 24 weeks
    It is done

    Traditional version before I make it shitty for the memes


    ”Quit poking me with that shit!”

    ”Get offa me then!”

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  • 24 weeks
    I need to be way more present on this account tbh

    I keep getting startled by my profile picture on here because I forget that this is also my account. I spend a shit ton of time on my Alt. But I am thinking of transferring some of my stories onto my other account as well!

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  • 32 weeks
    Another profile change because I have no life

    Apparently the name “Griffy” is already taken, so—

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  • 35 weeks
    Nom nom

    Griff is biscuit

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  • 39 weeks
    No one:

    Blu when his friends are posting like nine vent blogs about one drama:

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Jul
27th
2020

Father Figure · 7:11pm Jul 27th, 2020

”Easy, buddy...”

(Passion (in his pony form) lets out a soft growl as Starfruit softly strokes his mane...)

”I just gave you a little bit of anesthesia.”

(Passion’s pupils slowly dilate as he drifts slowly out of consciousness...)

”I’m just gonna tweak a few things about your mutation, okay? That way you’ll be bigger, and stronger... wouldn’t you like that...?”

(A ghost of a smile is seen on Passion’s face before he fully goes unconscious...)

Comments ( 66 )

Er... What the fuck does that mean?

Well, that can't be good...

What exactly are you tweaking there? *twirls the green soul orb between talons* Cause if you end up making him worse I'll see to it that you won't see peace.

5323450
”It’s not an innuendo, I swear.”

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5323453
“I’m building him up— making him stronger, like a good father would.”

5323461
G-Good father?! Okay, that's it! *Wings ignite, gives him middle feather* I'm watching you, mister.

5323463
”Hey, I’m not doing anything wrong. Seriously, I literally haven’t done anything yet.”

5323468
Doesn't mean you won't

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5323473
”You’re right. So if you’d stop berating me and let me do what I said I was going to do, you’d see that I’m not doing him any harm.”

5323461
Alright then, but my eyes will be on you the entire time. And if you make the situation worse for Passion, well, lets just say Soul Orbs are very fragile.

5323474
Fine, but I'll be watching from the Ether.

5323474
Where’s Oculus anyway?

5323483
“Somewhere doing... something. I dunno, I asked him to pick up some cyanide for me.”

5323476
“Look, I assure you, nothing bad is going on.”

5323478
“Grab some popcorn, then. This should be entertaining.”

What am I looking at?!

5323490
Don’t tell me he’s in on this...

5323491
“A Father/Son experiment.”

5323490
No thanks *Narrows eyes*

5323493
”To make Passion less aggressive? But of course.”

5323496
“Hm. Suit yourself. Hey, could you hand me that syringe?”

5323501
Get it yourself. I'm not helping you with anything.

5323504
“Okay, okay, fine.”

(Starfruit gets the syringe and lightly jabs it into Passion’s neck before grabbing his body and propping him on a horizontal operation table...)

5323506
What are you even doing to him? *Moves over to Passion and murmurs under breath as wings glow*

5323509
“Hey, hey, back up. The chemicals I just injected in him are supposed to put him into a deep sleep. If anything goes wrong, he could be in a coma.”

5323513
Well, that's reassuring.

5323513
All I'm doing is scanning his body for any problems. You should be grateful, it'll tell me if he's going into a coma or not.

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”Yeah, whatever. It’d be more reassuring if I could work in peace...”

(Starfruit walks around the operation table, hooking up various wires and connecting them to small syringes. Then, he sticks them into each of Passion’s arms...)

5323519
Yeah, that's not happening.

5323522
“Yeah, no, I think I can see that.”

(Yellow liquids begin filling the syringes...)

5323524
That better not be blood

5323527
”It’s not. Plus, it’s coming from the wires. Also, his blood isn’t yellow. It’s yellow-orange.

(The syringes begin emptying themselves into Passion’s arms...)

5323527
Blood is usually red, and Passion is no different. I had Zeika do some quick blood tests to try and identify his mutations and the like. She was partially successful in that endeavor. Now let the man work, I trust him not to make matters worse.

5323530
Still, it better not be harmful

5323532
Yeah, makes sense, though technically it's not the blood that's red, it's the red blood cells. And you can trust him, but I don't.

5323535
”Great Celestia’s Sun, can’t you wait until I’m done, or something? The bastard’s not going to show any results until he’s awake.”

(Passion starts to tremble...)

5323537
What did you do to him?

5323535
Well, you'd trust him too if you held his life in your claws... Er hooves. *brings out the whispy green orb again* Which I do. Wanna touch it?

5323539
Huh, interesting... *reaches and dabs at it gently* Very easy to end, I'm sure...

5323538
”Eh, calm down. It’s a side effect.”

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5323539
*he chuckles* “Hey, that tickles. Or... or it just makes me energetic. Not quite sure.”

5323541
*Growls* Sure, whatever. Just as long as he's okay

5323544
Either way, seems simple enough to destroy. A well-placed arrow through the center...

5323540
It'd be like smashing a glass ball, except without all the little glass shards that get everywhere. *puts it away* now, let the man do his work. He knows the concequesnces should Passion get hurt from this.

5323546
”Eh, life is a short thing. I’ve already experienced death, and, well, I’ve seen hell, all nine levels. Been to Tartarus a few times, too. Not really that impressive anymore.”

5323547
True...I still don't completely trust him but I'll let him continue so long as he doesn't hurt Passion

5323548
Tartarus? Yeah, not very impressive. Cerberus is fun to play with at least. Better than the underworld, anyway. Don't tell Hades *stamps hoof on ground twice* I said that.

5323550
“Alright, alright. Anyway, I need to check his reflexes before I can really get started.”

(Starfruit knocks on Passion’s knees...)

”Okay. Seems like enough to—“

(With one hard jab from Passion’s hind leg, Starfruit was launched all the way to the other side of the lab...)

5323557
Ha! *Laughs and points a hoof at him* Be honest, that was hilarious and painful.

5323561
(He gets up and dusts himself off...)

”I... didn’t intend to make him that strong, but... eh. Works for me.”

(Passion Fruit sniffs, then begins crying hysterically...)

5323563
Passion! *Turns and ignites wings, hoof also glowing with purple light as she points at Starfruit* You. Ten seconds. Explain.

5323567
*groans and rolls his eyes* “Hormones.”

5323572
That's what the stuff was you injected him with?

5323573
“No, his hormones are just really bad. I mean, really, he used to do this during all my experiments.”

(He takes a syringe and jabs it into Passion’s neck, then, he stops crying...)

5323575
I think I can see why. It's bound to hurt.

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