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ItsGriffy


All that exists in me is everlasting moo

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  • 30 weeks
    It is done

    Traditional version before I make it shitty for the memes


    ”Quit poking me with that shit!”

    ”Get offa me then!”

    18 comments · 65 views
  • 30 weeks
    I need to be way more present on this account tbh

    I keep getting startled by my profile picture on here because I forget that this is also my account. I spend a shit ton of time on my Alt. But I am thinking of transferring some of my stories onto my other account as well!

    Read More

    16 comments · 59 views
  • 39 weeks
    Another profile change because I have no life

    Apparently the name “Griffy” is already taken, so—

    4 comments · 66 views
  • 41 weeks
    Nom nom

    Griff is biscuit

    8 comments · 65 views
  • 46 weeks
    No one:

    Blu when his friends are posting like nine vent blogs about one drama:

    10 comments · 108 views
Jul
27th
2020

Redemption Lunch · 4:19pm Jul 27th, 2020

(Mutated Passion Fruit looks down at Oculus, who is tracing his hoof in circles on the menu...)

”Do you see something you want? Like, maybe we could get you a juicy cut of steak... if they even sell that here.”

(Passion Fruit eagerly nods, then points at a specific part of the menu, but...)

”Okay, you’re gonna have to elaborate. One finger-claw thing takes up the whole menu. Plus, it leaves a lot of scratch marks.”

(Passion Fruit whimpers...)

”Hey, at least everyone likes you.”

Report ItsGriffy · 122 views · #Passion Fruit #Oculus
Comments ( 61 )

So...they're having lunch to try and play nice?

5323313
Trying. Surprisingly, it’s... hard to try and not be an asshole.”

(Passion whines again...)

”Quiet, you big baby.”

5323322
...Huh...I mean, I guess I get that...still, try to be a bit nicer to Passion?

5323325
*sigh* “I try as hard as I can, honestly. But with this guy trying to maul me every ten minutes...”

(Passion nervously twiddles his fingers...)

5323330
He hurts you because you're his biggest competition when trying to establish dominance as the alpha-I don't see any other males that you hang around with that he's aware of, besides Toast. So he naturally tries to establish dominance over you alone.

5323334
“Well, there’s his dad. I think he knows about Pentagon.”

(Passion nods...)

“And then there’s... there’s... hm..”

5323336
Exactly. But Pentagon's hardly ever around and I'm pretty sure that he's merely establishing a pecking order at this point. Starfruit, as his father, would naturally be above him in rank.

5323337
(Passion Fruit crosses his arms and lets out an offended huff...)

5323342
Sorry Passion, I'm just saying...still, Oculus is technically the only one worth fighting to establish Passion as the alpha. Starfruit is an option but haven't you noticed he's been keeping out of the way? Passion can't fight someone who's not here.

5323343
”Helloooo!”

”God damn it, look what you did...”

5323345
I didn't mean to jinx it! But hey, at least he'll have someone else to get mad at besides you-and he'd have good reason to *glares at Starfruit*

5323346
“Hey, look what he turned out to be. He’s got a kickass group of friends. All because of me.”

5323352
Sure, it's because of you. Now it's time for you to reap the rewards and let the "kickass" friends kick your ass

5323353
”Really, now?”

5323354
Yep. And the fact that I never swear, not even with simple ones like a-s-s, is saying something.

5323355
(Passion Fruit whimpers...)

*grabs popcorn* “No, this is entertaining. We’re watching this.”

5323363
Suit yourself. I'm not going to let him hurt Passion *wings light up* But I'll take that popcorn, need to keep my energy up

5323364
*hands her the popcorn* “Well, I hope you like Kettle Corn.”

5323366
Nevermind *Tosses back to him and makes chocolate bar appear* I brought my own. Let's do this, Starfruit

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5323370
”By raising my own son in my own household, yes.”

5323378
I still don’t understand why you were gonna—

5323378
Whatever. Still, if you think you're welcome to be near us you've got another thing coming

5323381
”Gonna what?”


5323386
“Welcome to join my loving son on an amazing lunch break?”

(Starfruit walks up and strokes Passion’s back. Passion replies with a soft nuzzle...)

5323392
Okay...? Um...Passion? What're you doing...?

5323394
5323392
Guess he likes that sort of affection.

5323394
“I think he’s started to forget what his dad did to him. I mean, doesn’t his more rabid side tend to have a little bit of amnesia...?”

*chuckles smugly*

5323395
Guess so...but can't he recognize who it is doing it?

5323396
Of course it does...you did this to him, Starfruit, of course you'd make it so prolonged time in the form makes him forget

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5323399
”Uh, Duh.”

5323395
“What’d I say? He’s a big baby.”

5323400
Oh, you won't be saying that anymore once I'm done with you...

5323405
What? He won't be-I'm talking to Starfruit, not Oculus

5323408
Sorry, just clarifying, I mean, Oculus did make fun of him a bit

5323401
“Go right on ahead. Just know that Passion Fruit would be sad to see me go. And even angrier at you.”

5323410
You...you...*growls* it's not that I couldn't stop Passion if that happened, but I don't want to hurt him having to fight him...

5323411
”Then he’d only have even worse trust issues.”

5323414
Exactly. I'll leave you be for now, but later I'm gonna find you and give you a new injury. With my bow and arrows.

5323415
”Hey, Passion smells blood. He’ll trace the type, the weapon that drew it, and the person who caused the wound.”

5323421
Gee, why don't you just make your next kid a Mary Sue while you're at it? Won't stop me though, Magical Music can solve any situation so long as you have the power and the right words

5323422
(Passion sees the situation getting heated, so he gives Melody a ‘cheer up’ lick...)

5323427
Hehe, d'aww *pets lightly*

5323428
*sigh* “I swear, this giant fur-ball kills me.”

5323422
What does the magic music thing have to do with this though?

5323429
Aw, c'mon, he's perfectly peaceful right now

5323430
It could charm the bow not to leave any traces

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