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Monochromatic


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  • 2 weeks
    Okay, here we go.

    As some folks may know or have seen, I'm currently working on a story that is very important to me. It is still not finished, and will likely be updating in the next following days because I want to write it and get it done in one go.

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  • 13 weeks
    Quick Note re: contacting me!

    Hi all!

    I hope you're doing well.

    I've been meaning to say this for a while, but keep forgetting because my life has been a dumpster fire for the past year, but I did post a fic today so now's a good time as any!

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  • 22 weeks
    Re-uploaded Someone To Hold On To as a complete oneshot

    Hello!

    Just wanted to get ahead of any confusion for anyone following this story to say that I ended up doing a speedrun of the entire thing and then deleted the old chapters and just posted the entire complete story as a new chapter.

    That was it.

    I hope you have been well!

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  • 64 weeks
    it's later now, nerds (affectionate)

    Hey all!

    It's been nearly a year since that blogpost I made where I decided I needed space from Fimfic and moved permanently to my personal website.

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  • 86 weeks
    EFNW Book Sales!

    Hello, RariTwiers!

    Before I say what I came to say, this blogpost isn’t about me coming back, sadly. I’ve been doing really well on my little website, and even though I’ve been in hiatus because of IRL stuff, I’m finally at a place to get back into writing and will be posting new content over there soon. 

    So, I’m doing well!

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Jul
27th
2020

RariTwi Post · 1:38am Jul 27th, 2020

hello!

I'm going to share random RariTwi stuff and headcanons, which will mostly be my twitter shenanigans because I think that would be nice and fun

that's the point of the blog, so here we go













ok I'm all done for today

thank you for attending my ted talk

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Comments ( 26 )

Oh my God I can’t stop laughing. This is amazing and wonderful.

Twilight blurting out her thoughts on the throne is a delightful mental image.
:trollestia: "It took me fifty years to get out of the habit. Don't worry, they'll forget you ever did it in a few generations."

Twilight trying to get a special somepony to hold her hand is amazing and I wish I'd thought of it. I may need to reverse this for Sunset Shimmer and equine signs of affection.

With regards to Darlingvision, ponies are color-coded for Rarity's convenience. I imagine she can at least hazard guesses. (Though the first time she looked at Rainbow Dash with glasses on must have been a revelation.)

That crossover honestly sounds amazing.

Artist's depiction of the Weaponized Library.

These are great. Put a massive smile on my face. Thanks for sharring them here. Also I love the Donald ones and kind of want to see more of that idea.

When you become a famous writer, I am going to find the TEL/TEK references, go to one of your book singings *in a RariTwi T-shirt* and get you to sign your book as Monochromatic as well as your pen name. Mostly because I have a feeling it'd get at least a smile out of you. :raritywink:

Seeing these in my Twitter feed was such a delight then and they are such delights now. :raritywink:

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And Twilight's reaction isn't challange accepted? With the full power of sociological science and the resources of Equestria backing her? You're the one who wrote that proposal story.

Why don't blogs have a like button yet?

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but heisenberg rarity!!!!!

Darn it Mono. I think my housemates might thing I've gone crazy(er) with how hard you got me laughing.

Well played. And thank you. Helped lift my spirits a bit.

PresentPerfect
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That glasses headcanon makes me angry. >:)

I still need to really, passionately insist you turn the Ducktales prompt into a spec script.

I'm gonna hold you to this on, like, a weekly basis.

Beautiful 😭
But how do you do it? Be the captain of, what at the time was considered, as a bizarre ship?! Owo
Recently trying to helm a New Werid ship myself;

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it’s sadly under maned at the moment as it seems I’m the only one Writting SonTavia and I just can’t seem to find its Enchanted Library or Pinkie Pie Swears yet -/-
How do you do it with RariTwi? :/
Basic version unless you got the energy or time :pinkiehappy:

Okay, Mono. As the premier writer of RariTwi, you are now obligated to write that "I love you more!" fight as a short story. Oh, oh, you can put it in the Princess Rarity universe!

Absolutely fabulous, Mono, darling!

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I always thought:

It would work well in a "Big Bang Theory" spec script, too, with Sheldon being a secret Brony...

Mike

I would love to see you write that "I Love You More" fight...If it isn't too much to hope for, that is :twilightsheepish:
I think the bg!AU would fit that quite well. :scootangel:

In Soviet Russia, books hit you!

Love the Rarity using "Darling" as a dodge for massive nearsightedness. Not sure if it works for the practical reason that she then goes on to point out miniscule details of the addressee's garment, but it's funny nonetheless.

You can't stop there! I need more RariTwi adorableness! You are a terrible peddler of hilarious and adorable RariTwi goodness.

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Maybe it's more her being in the zone then?

"What a wonderful dress. You're wearing, darling."
"Well, you made it, duh."
"Yes, now that you mention it. I made that one for Pinkie- oh, hello Pinkie!"

As you said, funny nonetheless :D

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That might work. :twilightsmile:

We social media now

Yay yay I love these

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Maybe rather than shortsightedness, Rarity has face blindness (prosopagnosia) - or some pony equivalent? She can see intricate details of fabric, but just doesn't recognise ponies based on their faces and appearance. After too many mistakes she stopped using ponies names.

You might ask "how can you not see that this pony is pink and that pony is blue?" but the same is true of real people with that brain condition.

I can't find the like button for blog posts so here's a comment of me saying I liked it instead.

I could hear it in Donald's voice, too...

OML THE GLASSES HEADCANNON
rarity: god I hope I'm cuddling the correct purple shape
a very confused starlight: ?!?

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