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ItsGriffy


All that exists in me is everlasting moo

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  • 31 weeks
    It is done

    Traditional version before I make it shitty for the memes


    ”Quit poking me with that shit!”

    ”Get offa me then!”

    18 comments · 66 views
  • 31 weeks
    I need to be way more present on this account tbh

    I keep getting startled by my profile picture on here because I forget that this is also my account. I spend a shit ton of time on my Alt. But I am thinking of transferring some of my stories onto my other account as well!

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    16 comments · 60 views
  • 39 weeks
    Another profile change because I have no life

    Apparently the name “Griffy” is already taken, so—

    4 comments · 66 views
  • 42 weeks
    Nom nom

    Griff is biscuit

    8 comments · 65 views
  • 46 weeks
    No one:

    Blu when his friends are posting like nine vent blogs about one drama:

    10 comments · 108 views
Jul
25th
2020

Superb Ass · 1:54am Jul 25th, 2020

”Oh, come on, it couldn’t have been that bad.”

(Passion Fruit turns the other way on the couch, hiding himself under the blanket...)

”You can’t say that... you’ve never had a heart attack, and immediately after that, have your pelvis broken by some weird changeling lady disguised as your crush that you’ve never met...”

”Why didn’t you just use your... weird... yellow ether magic to get out of there?”

”Of course she wasn’t going to fall for that, she’s a better magic user than I am...”

”Well... cheer up, buddy. At least she let you leave.”

“So, how’s hottest ass life going for you?”

”Oculus...”

”Just askin’.”

*groans*

”Go ahead. I’m listening.”

”Not good...”

”Did you have fun with changeling queen weirdo...?”

”Look, I don’t have the energy to be angry at you right now...”

”Okay, okay.”

*sigh*

”Oh, and Ocellus bought you a paddle.”

”...What?!”

Oculus!

Comments ( 42 )

Hey man, sorry about that. Look on the bright side, you got laid and she fixed you up. Could have been a lot worse.

5321065
She could've saved him for later by cocooning him.

5321066
I thought reformed changelings weren’t able to do that...

Oh sweet Luna...

5321064
”Great bright side, thanks...”

5321070
“Well, it was supposed to be a surprise..”

5321073
Still, I didn't need to know that. How you doing Passion?

5321077
”Thanks... apology accepted for having at least three females thirst over my ass cheeks.”

5321075
”Juuuust peachy keen...”

5321068
She's not reformed, if she were to reform she would lose a lot of time collecting the venom she needs to heal and kill due to how the reforming effects it.

5321079
Sorry for what I said about your flank...I mean, I didn't mean anything by it...also, sorry for what happened with her...I'm sure that wasn't very fun...

5321080
Uhhhh...
5321079
You thinkin’ about letting Pharynx handle the pervy females? He hates them.

5321081
”Well, she was very invasive, and loud, and I didn’t like it when she started biting me...”

5321082
”Oh, I’ve seen your reviews. They’re more interested in his toothpaste ice cream than his ass.”

5321079
Better then your dick dude I have that problem

5321082
Yeah, something about it losing the potency needed to be effective. It's really confusing. Same with her voice, she's been on a germane kick as of late and it's gotten really annoying.

5321084
Geez...sorry dude...

5321085
I think he’d be glad about that.

5321086
”I’ve just had a whole changeling queen slut over me, I don’t wanna hear about your dippy dick problems.”

5321088
Thanks. Apology accepted, for now.”

5321089
”Rub it in, why don’t you?”

5321090
Okay...still, I'm sorry...you want me to go whack her upside the head? I did it to Oculus, I can do it to her.

5321091
*sigh* What I meant was that he wouldn’t want them fawning over you as much as he doesn’t want them fawning over him. Probably more.

5321095
”Oh. Heh, sorry...”

5321094
”No, it’ll just make her think about why she left me here and come back for me...”

5321094
I wouldn't reccomend doing that, if anything she's gonna be comatose for a bit because I just checked in with Riven and apparently she hasn't eaten in 3 days because of a new type of toxin she's been developing. So that explains how aggressive she was in getting him there.

5321098
”Sorry, Sorry, I’m just... cranky... I didn’t get any sleep last night...”

5321097
”And it hurts. And I’m hurting...”

5321100
Ah. Fine, I won't this time. But if she takes him again I'll toss her back into her portal with a kick me sign on her back.

5321101
Geez...can't imagine how that must feel...

5321103
*sigh* “I understand...” *hides himself under the covers*

5321105
No, it doesn't mean anything bad. I'm sorry that it happened and that I couldn't stop her...

5321102
What do you mean her portal? That was mine, and secondly she has never been this agressive, or germane sounding in a while. She's usually more quiet and much nicer and she'll talk your ear off if you ask about her work.

5321108
Oh, alright. I'll be nice if she doesn't try to drag one of my friends off again.

5321108
”Shocker. You know, suddenly, I wanna get to know her better.”

“Wait, what...?”

5321107
*sigh* “It’s fine, it’s fine...”

5321110

5321111
Hell, if I know her she'll be apologising profusely without that fake germane accent.

5321114
Alright, alright. I'll be nice...

5321115
Yep, thats after she hides herself away for allowing her instincts to get the better of her.

5321121
”Huh. Well, whenever you see her again, tell her that... um... guy with the nice ass says hi.”

5321124
”Heh. Thanks.”

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