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Vic Fontaine


Author & Editor; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse; Runs a Nightclub on Holodeck 2.

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  • 16 weeks
    Daring Do and the Red Shoe Diary

    For years, since nearly the start of the series' rise to international fame, the rumors have persisted: Was there an adult-oriented Daring Do story? Has our intrepid explorer gone down paths far more sordid and saucy than her audience could have imagined?

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  • 17 weeks
    Merry Christmas!

    Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all! However you celebrate the season, I hope it is a good one for you and yours.


    /and better than mine, as I'm typing this while stuck in a hotel room thousands of miles from home because of all times for me to finally get covid, it's now
    //am fully vaxxed though; so far mild symptoms, just annoying. Wife is still negative thankfully

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    1 comments · 63 views
  • 18 weeks
    New Red Shoes Chapter is Live!

    After far too long of a hiatus, Red Shoes is officially back with a new chapter!

    This time, we'll be hearing from the co-owner of Sugarcube Corner, who has a saucy but sympathetic tale to tell.

    I hope you enjoy, and let me know in the comments. Cheers, all!

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  • 18 weeks
    Red Shoe Diaries: The Return

    *blows the dust off*

    Yikes. I let this sit for way, WAY too long. As I'm typing this I'm realizing it's been 4 years, since this story last updated. That's horrendous, and also entirely my fault. True, lots of life has happened to me, and then there's the world going mad besides. But still, I should NOT have let this story lapse like this. For that, readers, you have my apologies.

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  • 21 weeks
    Happy Thanksgiving!

    Been with family most of the day, but wanted to pop in and wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving!

    This has admittedly been a crappy year for me, but I AM very thankful for all of you. Your support means the world, and I'm glad y'all are here.

    In the comments, let me know what your fave Turkey Day desserts are!

    -Vic

    PS: #TeamPecanPie

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Jul
23rd
2020

Once in a Lifetime Opportunities · 6:56am Jul 23rd, 2020

Take advantage of this Once in a Lifetime Opportunity!

We hear that often, don't we? Buy this thing now! "See X! Do Y! Experience Z!" By now we're self-taught to tune that out for the most part. Just more drivel to sell you something in a brochure.

But on rare occasion, it's a true statement. And this week is certainly one of those rare moments. And it's all thanks to C/2020 F3, aka "Comet NEOWISE".

Scientists discovered it on March 27, 2020, using the WISE telescope. It was officially named on March 31st, and entered into the record as the third official comet discovered so far this year. Here's where the amazing stuff happens though:

On July 3rd, the comet made its closest approach to the Sun, which added 4400 years to its orbital period, making its new OP ~6700 years.

Think about that for a second. Let it soak in. Given it's strongly parabolic trajectory, the comet's OP was already going to be on the order of 1-2 thousand years. But then add 4400 more!

Assuming these estimates are correct, the comet I've spent the last few nights watching from the backyard with a pair of binoculars will pass my way again on/around JULY 22, 8720.

For those keeping score at home, we're in the early part of the 3rd millennium. The year 8720 is on the latter end of the NINTH MILLENNIUM.

So when they say "Once in a Lifetime Opportunity"... for once they're spot on. There is not a single living creature on this planet right now that will be here the next time NEOWISE swings by. Hell, for all we know there may be nothing here at all in the year 8720.

That's both jaw dropping, and in an odd way, utterly devastating to think about.

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PS: If the comet is visible at all from your location on Earth, take every possible avenue to catch sight of it in the next few days. If skies are favorable, you'll find it under the "cup" section of the Big Dipper, decently high off the horizon.

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Comments ( 9 )

*jaw drops* no way! Awesome possum!

The cosmos is often a wonderful source of existential dread and thoughts of the insignificance of our lives.

But sometimes it's just pretty to look at :)

There is not a single living creature on this planet right now that will be here the next time NEOWISE swings by.

:applejackunsure: Probably some kind of jellyfish. And if we're including plants, some of the more long-lived trees might qualify.

Neither will be in a position to appreciate the comet, though.

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I've been trying to find it, with no luck. I think there are too many trees around my house. :/

Ooh, cool! :yay:

I like taking evening walks. Maybe I'll be able to spot it? Maybe? :twilightsheepish:

5319475
Fair point, lol. Or some infernal weed off the side of the road will still be here. xD

GrandMoffPony ey? nice username m8

5327667
*looks at your avatar*

Hehe, nice choice in uniforms as well, I'd say! :D

5327823 :) We all serve the empire dont we?

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