A Chaotic Q&A #2: Answers · 7:46pm Nov 23rd, 2012
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Do-do-do-do! Okay, let see how many people asked for today's Q&A . . . oh my.
:What is it Chaotic?
Chaotic shows Fluttershy the number of commentors.
: F-fifteenth people?!
Fluttershy fainted.
Oh. Well uh. Let's get to it shall we?
Music to set the scene.
Slayerbroman Askes:
OH right...um oh yea this is for luna.
Luna is Tia flanks getting big from her eating all that cake?
Luna! You've got a question!
:What?
Luna reads it.
:Oh.
:Of course she is!
ShadowlessNight Askes:
Hmmm alright Chaotic, Out of all the stories you have written which is your favorite?
>> Vega oh and... A toast then! *clink* *shatter* ... oops.... sorry vega... I broke our glasses...
Honestly, I think I had the most fun with The Dragon Scrolls. The amount of freedom I had with it was endless, and I was able to craft my own little world there. My options were a bit limited when I started re-writing it again to fit the MLP universe, but it still had a good amount of adaptability to me. Second favorite would be Shy the Mafia.
thedudeofsigma Askes:
Do you wish vengeance upon FOX for everything done to Joss Whedon?
Noyoki1 Askes:
are you ever planning on doing one of these moves?
No, but I think my superior did once on a much smaller scale.
Vinetion~R. Askes:
why hasn't any of the main cast walked into any "invisible plot walls" or the infamous "Your level is too low, come back when you're less noobish" area separators? - Well, Equestrian Earth is an open world like Skyrim, except much more bigger. It keeps on expanding thank to the Goddess's programming. As for those areas, well the Mane6 can still go to those areas. They'll most likely be unprepared though as of now.
what's more badass? An Ent riding a Treant dragon or a Black knight riding a flaming dragon? - I have no idea what an Ent is. Nor a Treant. Therefore, can't answer.
Have you gotten more "hostile" OC submissions or more "passive" OC submissions? - Well, my friend wanted to be in the villain of Equestrian Earth's corp of evil. So yeah. You can find his OC here. His name is Derpfeherp.
Would the opposite of you be called harmonic chord? - Is it really that easy to come up with OC names?! Oh, and probably. Go ahead of you want to make a fanfic about me vs Harmonic Chord or something. That would be something I would like to see. =D
Are you more of a heads on melee-er, a stealthy ranger, or a strategic magician, IRL? - I usually play the mage, but sometimes I like to mix it up a little with a melee-er.
You have a gun, it shoots either tacos or burritos, which would you choose? - As quoted from Percy Jackson. "Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile , right up there with cannonballs and grenades."
If you were to choose an animal form, what would you say suits you best? - LUNAR WOLVES BEYATCH!
Why the colors Yellow. red and blue? - Why not? Actually, I just came up with the color combinations on the fly.
Why a unicorn? - Again, why not? Magic is cool.
Why a colt? - I hope you're kidding.
Watch this.
Is is bad I find this not in the slightest bit depressing? - Probably.
FlyingChurro Askes:
Before I submit my inquiries, happy anniversary! Keep going strong! Now for questions...
What do YOU do with a drunken sailor early in the mornin'? - THROW HIM OVERBOARD! hehe =P
Have you ever actually talked to Luna about your feelings, or are you just too shy? - I'm a bit shy.
Would you care for a Jelly Baby? - Never tried. Sure.
What do you think would happen if Link and Princess Ruto actually ended up getting married? - Not sure if comprehend, or awesome.
Can you count to orange? - Applejack would disagree. *shudder*
What's the deal with airline food? - Nothing much. I see nothing wrong with packaged peanuts.
There is a Slime infestation in my neighborhood, can you send help? - Sure. The guys at ScootalooTeeth should be able to help.
Lord Guffington Askes:
I'm going to ask these to mess with ya.
Is you horn hard? Chaotic looks at you mischievously and pulls you in with his hooves. - I'm not afraid to flirt with another colt. (Not that I swing that way.)
If a blue house has blue bricks, a yellow house has yellow bricks, and a red house has red bricks, what's the color of bricks for a greenhouse? - Faustdamnit.
Wanna know how to make you horn 20% longer? Trust me, Luna will like it. - >>>mfw you ask me that question.
What is the main ingredient for moon pies? - First, you take Skippy the Rock...
(This one's for Luna) Have you ever mooned someone?
:WHAT?! Why we would never-
Actually, there was that one moment last month in a dinner meeting with the Gryphon King and-:YOU SWORE TO NEVER SPEAK OF THAT INCIDENT EVER AGAIN!
Ack! But I thought it went well! Nopony saw!:WELL YOU DI-
!
Chaotic blushes.
You guys heard nothing.If a unicorn sits in a chair and levitates the chair, will they fly? - Can a tin can?
How do ponies lift things with their hooves? - These guys are much better at explaining it.
Sound Wave Askes:
For CN: When will you ask Luna out on a Date? I- I don't know! She's really out of my league!
For Fluttershy: You DO know that eating eggs means your eating unborn baby chicks?
Fluttershy instantly wakes up from her coma.: Actually, most eggs that were laid by hens for eating are very unfertilized. Before Twilight came to town, I had Rarity to check to see if there were any life signs residing in the egg. When Twilight moved into Ponyville, she told me that there was a subtle difference of appearance between a fertilized egg and an unfertilized one. I always had an eye for detail, so I knew which eggs to leave alone and which ones are safe to eat.
Chaotic shrugs. I got nothing.For Luna: Will you let CN date you?
Luna checks around. Chaotic isn't anywhere to be found.For CN and Luna: Need a certain Pegasus to dedicate a love song for you two? ;3
Hey I'm back!: O-oh! Good morning Chaotic. It's soo good to see you!
What? I just went to go get some milk. He takes a large intake
Both Luna and Chaotic look at the question. Chaotic comically spits out his milk at the screen. Luna now looks uneasy, blushing at the same time.:Oh my. I don't know what to say.
Great! Now I have to clean up the screen and get some more milk!
MoonlitDawn Askes:
Wait a minute. I didn't get that last picture. Can someone clarify for me?
EDIT: Nevermind. Saw the fallout on Reddit. Screw Tosh.
Anyways, onto questions.
Chaotic: Will we ever see the Princesses battling the Elements? - You want?Noodles, rice or dumplings? - Noodles. Pho to be exact.
Answer these questions and I won't use my Secret Weapon That Can Destroy Your Chances Of Winning A Comment War (SWTCDYCOWACW for short.)
Have a nice day!
Hyperion Askes:
heres my questions.
ever played a visual novel like Katawa Shoujo before? - Nope.
did you watch/read SOA(sword of arts) yet? because its awesome
- Nope.
your most hated game that you wasted money on? -
well you ever watch "super mario brothers the movie"? because u can write a fic where luna watch it or something
- Nope, and maybe I'll write a fan fic about it. Highly unlikely though.
r u getting a wiiu? do u hate it? - I want to get the Wii-U, but not sure if it'll be something I'll play as often.
how will u act if you saw ya top fav ponies doing this? well you join in or just
- I need a GIF of my OC doing that.
M3Xkillers Askes:
>> Sound Wave The "eggs are unborn chickens" thing is actually incorrect, Sound Wave.
Hens can lay eggs without being fertilized.
In other words, eggs that we eat are a hen's period.
EDIT:
Best game ever?
Oh my gosh. Finally! A one question deal! Um. Here. I couldn't choose.
Should I use this one for the New Equestrian Earth cover?
TLSpark Askes:
I think it funny how I know some of these commentors on here from my group...
ANYWHO! QUESTIONS!
1. WHO is your favorite doctor?
(Doctor who series. DUH!) - Matt Smith!
2. How did you come up with your OC? Dramatic reading. - In the beginning, it a was a real person. Then it became a human OC. And now, it's a pony OC.
3. What would you be like (Personality wise) if you were the complete opposite of yourself? (Example: ME-kind, nice, overly happy. OPPOSITE ME-Pretty much an evil, sadistic, serial killer. (Sadly, my friends agree to this description. Opp. me would be evil.)) - Pretty much depressing, mean to everyone, more seriousness, less hyperactive, and would be hard working.
4. Have you read "Ready Player One" yet? IT. GOOD. BOOK. - No I have not.
I'll stop with the questions now before I go over board. - I woke up with stiff shoulders this morning. That is all.
(You need a Avatar Pic) jamlamin Askes:
What would you do for:
a Klondike bar? - Trip Blueblood.
a Scooby Snax? - Trip Blueblood
TWO Scooby Snax? - Trip Blueblood.
a friendly date with any form of Luna you want (that is, anthro, pony, human, or anywhere in between)? - Pony! Anthro would be nice too, but I prefer pony. Oh, and I would trip Blueblood into Canterlot's alligator canal.
the ability to visit Equestria? - Trip Blueblood into Pinkie Pie's basement.
permanent emigration to Equestria? - Trip Blueblood into Chrysalis' basement.
the ability to warn yourself like Future
? - Trip Blueblood into Discord's basement.
the ability to clone yourself like
? - Trip Blueblood into Queen Molestia's basement.
the ability to join the ELE?
- I already tripped Blueblood into places you could never imagine. Do I get a personal invite for being awesome?
Oh my gosh. Already 3 hours have passed since I've started answering these questions. We're in the clear for now you girls! You can come out of the bunker now!
: Thank mother. We thought the questions would never end!
: They were really curious. Like a bunch of little cute kitties . . .
: Kitties!
Gosh I'm tired. xD
Anyway, for those of you patient enough to read on through in the end, I'm announcing the arrival of Luna Play's completely new Chapter 2: "From the Dashboard". Read it!
Come on, no one remembers Tom Baker?
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531169 Sorry, never watched the old seasons.
531187 You really should. Tom Baker is an amazing Doctor. It's also the longest series.
Prehaps you should watch it?
I swear, I did not touch you with my hooves. Also, buck you Skippy
Question for you guys: Doesn Flim and Flams Manes remind you of Bacon... or Toothpaste? BACON!
531214 Oh wait, I did. I should fix that.
531216 I knew that two months ago.
531226 I've got my eyes out for Fluttershy anyways
531226 Also that Yellow Font burns thy Eyes
531239 I know, I just love flirting contests!
531250 Who doesn't?!
531250 Yeah I agree they are so much fun.
one last question. Perspective wise, how tall are your ponies? Obviously Alicorns are tallest but common talk is normal ponies (mane six) to be 4-5 ft with celestia and luna being about 6-7. so you stand where on this?
The Season of Testing.....
XD... I remember the whole burrito incident with percy.. lol
531284 Yesh. Fine, I'll answer this once. I envision them for ponies to reach around the average height the human height. Alicorns easily are taller than humans.
Quite the number of questions people had. Now off to listen to the Bobobo-bo bo-bobo opening and see if I can find a cheap copy of Luigi's mansion.
You don't know what an Ent is? Have you never read Lord of the Rings you heathen?
Alright, I'm sorry for calling you a heathen. But you need to read it. Or at least watch the movies.
Heathen.
531428
to be fair I may have read and watched both the movies and the books of LoTR, I have yet to watch any of the star wars films........
531458 Not seeing the Star Wars films is more excusable. LOTR is not however, because it is widely considered the modern origin and crowning achievement of the Fantasy Genre.
531464
than let me ask you the question of which is better? and personally seeing a Tree man riding a giant tree dragon would be both hilarious and awesome to be accountably badass
531476 So that what it was?
Treeman riding a tree dragon is more epic.
531478 this to be specific
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Very crazy, but informative! yay!
Weeeee, my question got selected!
533024
I've only got three responses for that.
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and-Loud and clear.