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Jul
21st
2020

The Stars Revolt: Males · 2:31am Jul 21st, 2020

After a long day's work on the Apple farm, Shepherd and Big Mac head off to a little part of the orchard. Applebloom watches them go and looks up at her big sister.

Applebloom: "Hey sis. What do stallions do after work anyway? Ain'tcha ever wondered?"

Applejack: "Ah know jest what they're talkin' about Applebloom, and it ain't nothin' fer a filly like you to hear!"

Applebloom: "But-!"

Applejack: "But nothin'!"

Applebloom: "Awwww...!"

Meanwhile... Shepherd, Big Mac, Doctor Whooves, Spike and Thunderlane stand around near the road just outside of Sweet Apple Acres. Shepherd brought a cooler of hard apple cider, along with a soda for Spike, and all five just stand, drink, and watch the road in silence.

Big Macintosh: "... Eeyup."

Shepherd: "Yup."

Thunderlane: "Yep."

Doc: "Mmhm."

Spike: "Yeah."

Shepherd: "Yup."

More silence.

Shepherd: "... It's a lot more boring to drink alcohol and do nothing than I thought."

Big Mac: "Eeyup."

Doctor: "Indeed! Who wants to go play video games at my place, while still drinking alcohol?"

Thunderlane: "I'm game!"

Shepherd: "Me too!"

Spike: "Sure!"

Big Mac: "Eeyup!"

They head off.

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An obvious... Homage? Parody? I dunno, reference to this:

Comments ( 13 )

Aaaaaaaaannnnnd now I'm imagining these guys in the intro to "King of the 'Ville" ^>^;

While the King of the Hill homage warms my little Texan heart, I was kind of hoping for them to be doing something really deep and meaningful. Like discussing philosophy or writing poetry.

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Sunday: Is Cider better than Beer?

Monday: Why Hoofball is a superior sport to Buck Ball.

Tuesday: Examining the validity of Nietzsche's nihilism and atheism in the face of Elizabeth Anscombe's triumph over C.S. Lewis in regards to apologia.

Wednesday: Fat butts vs. muscled butts

Thursday: The Acceptable amount of time to ogle when following behind a mare.

Hah It's funnier then the source of the reference!

And yet, we wish we could go and have a beer with the dudes

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Friday: Metaphysics. Suppose a universe that contains only a single butt. Can it be meaningfully described with no other butts to compare it to?

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Friday: How acceptable is it to use urinals next to each other if it is an Emergency and there are no others available.

(Every Other Friday: In the event that it is, is it acceptable to talk to the guy next to you whilst business is being done)

Saturday: Break from conversation; focus is solely on cider and the drinking of said cider.

Dan

Anything but charcoal is heresy. It's essential to the flavor. Propane is right out.

Furthermore, only a chimney starter is acceptable; lit from below with the paper towel that was just used to oil the grille. Gelled alcohol starter may be used when igniting pellets for cold smoking.

Ponies might not like meat, but I'm sure they'd enjoy smoked cheese and giant mushroom caps. And a charcoal-fired hayburger with some mesquite smoke would be fit for a Princess.

Dan

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You mean apologia.

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