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  • 14 weeks
    It is done

    Traditional version before I make it shitty for the memes


    ”Quit poking me with that shit!”

    ”Get offa me then!”

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  • 14 weeks
    I need to be way more present on this account tbh

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  • 22 weeks
    Another profile change because I have no life

    Apparently the name “Griffy” is already taken, so—

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    No one:

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Jul
19th
2020

The School · 5:54am Jul 19th, 2020

(Oculus stood atop the School of Friendship, a rope binding his body and elytra to prevent them from opening...)

“Heheh... I always liked it here...”

Report ItsGriffy · 208 views · #Oculus
Comments ( 82 )

Oculus, no!

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”Heheh... hey, Wait, when did you get here...?”

The fuck are you doing?

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Ether walking, I can go anywhere in the blink of an eye. It's not important. Please, don't do this...

Dude. Don't even think about it.

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“Bezier... hey...!”

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“Why not? Go on, educate me.”

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Because there are so many creatures who care about you that don't want you to leave

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Hey! Got any signal?!

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”Pfft. Like who?

5314502
“No. Not with what I’m about to do. Not ever.

5314505
Then why are you doing it?

5314505
Ocellus, Bez, me, probably Pentagon...I could go on...

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“Haha... okay, cool story. Y’know, I should probably get down from here— oh, I know! I should just jump down!”

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...Dude, do not make me catch you.

5314513
“You wanna bet I won’t jump?”

5314512
And do not make me cash in my few favors with Death just to rez you, she plays a mean poker face.

5314512
No! Oculus, I will dive off this roof after you like Soarin did when Professor Dash dove off this exact same roof ten months ago!

5314519
“Let’s test that theory then, shall we?!”

5314523
*Opens wings and prepares to leap* I will do it Oculus! So help me I will not let one of my friends commit suicide!

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Or I can just catch him...

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Or that, yeah...I'll be the failsafe, in case he knocks you both over due to gravity

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*pulls out a gun and points it to his head* “So I was right to bring this... and you know, you were a good friend, but... I, um... don’t know how to say this...”

(Oculus steps back and prepares to fall backwards...)

”I love you guys...”

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No! Oculus I will not lose a friend this way! Please, stop!

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”Heh... friendship really is magic...”

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That’s it! I’m teleporting up there!

5314538
Oculus, no! *wings light up with purple magic, magic wraps around gun and tries to pull it away from him*

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“Hey, no, you ruined my moment, I—!”

(In the struggle, Oculus accidentally shoots himself in the chest with the gun...)

”Chrysalis damn it, not again...”

(He falls off the roof...)

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Oculus! *dives after him, wings pressed to side as she reaches for him*

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(He, uh, continues falling. You know, like one of those weird Gacha memes...)

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Hold on Oculus, just hold on! *opens wings and comes to a steady glide, ready to scoop him up and take him to the hospital*

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(Turns out, the concrete has him better...)

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No! *wings ignite and his body is surrounded by purple aura, centimetres away from the concrete* Oculus!

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(The usual glow in his eyes are gone, and his hair is filled with blood that drips down his forehead...)

5314550
Well shit, give me about 5 minutes and he'll be back. As previously mentioned Death owes me a few favors.

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It's okay Bez, he's-Oculus! Oculus, stay with us, please!

5314557
He hit the concrete!

5314560
(He’s unresponsive...)

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Oculus...*tears fall and chokes back a sob* I-I'm sorry...I...I couldn't c-catch you...

5314565
”I’m here, I’m here— w-what happened...?”

5314567
He jumped off the roof!

5314567
*Crying* I c-couldn't s-save him...I-I couldn't-I couldn't catch h-him...

5314569
”He... what...?”

5314571
“Oculus... Oculus, no!!!” *runs over and hugs his dead body* “Oculus!!

(Ocellus starts sobbing loudly...)

5314573
I'm sorry Cellus, I'm sorry! *Crying hard* I-It's my fault, I sh-should just go throw myself off next...

5314573
Ok, slight issue with my Death IOUs. She's saying that suicides don't count because it wasn't a "natural death"... Really wish there was more I could do.

5314577
Ok, lets not and say we did.

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