I Did Not See That Coming! · 9:02pm Jul 17th, 2020
So some of you who read Don't Feed The Bats were in for quite a treat, a chance to see my first ever story working alongside one of Fimfiction's great legendary clopfic writers, Clopficsinthecomments or as I know him "Cloppy Me Boyo", Sith Lord of foalcon. You basically have him to thank for me putting in a batty-style sex scene at the end of DFTB which ended up being quite a crowd-pleaser. Cloppy pushed me very hard during the draft editing process to include more detail, specific details to make the scene pop. Where I needed a drill sergeant most, in my humble opinion, is when I start writing sex. I'm not great at it and the reason I'm not great at it is that the clop scenes are always too short. It's the thing I got hit on by Dirty Little Secret and it's the single biggest opportunity for improvement I have.
All of this is to preface the fact that what I'm going recommend you read, if you're feeling up to it, is not representative of Cloppy as a person, his politics, or anything like that. Cloppy wrote a story about Aryanne. You can probably see it just fine sitting pretty in the number 1 slot with like a million upvotes and 500k downvotes. I edited this story for him. I worked really hard because I respect the guy who wrote it and his reasons for writing it.
Derpibooru recently censored a number of Aryanne images on the back of some rag called The Atlantic posting an article about how Bronies are secretly racist who want to reanimate Hitler and retrive him from his nazi moonbase to start up the Fourth Reich or some crap. In response, 4chan assembled a pack from a number of artists and one writer — that would be Cloppy — to create a free speech statement for submission to the pack which is purchasable by donation. Those being donated to represent a number of free speech charities along with a couple organizations who rescue horses from being shipped off to Mexico and slaughtered for meat. I like horses and I like free speech so I volunteered to edit for him after we struck up a conversation following a series of exchanges on his stories. Turns out, he appreciates long comments on his work, much like my own editor, Firesight.
With the backstory out of the way, I Did Not See This Coming features a Jewish man, Aaron Weisenshine who meets a charming young woman around his age named Aryanne. It's a match made in heaven! Until one day Aryanne decides to take him back to her place for what he thinks, is just a night of sex. Well it isn't going to be quite that straightforward, but it will be funny and surprisingly hot! 
I hope some of you give it a shot and I don't begrudge those of you who don't. I know Aryanne is a controversial topic but the story doesn't side with nazis or advocate genocide or anything like that. It's actually quite a light-hearted, inoffensive story once you get past the whole Aryanne thing. Thanks in advance to those who give it a read, imbedded link at the bottom.
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Thanks again for your help on this fic buddy, and for being alongside during the storm!
Looking forward to working with you on future projects, you were a big help!
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You're welcome! Sorry that the antifa fired bombed your stories in retaliation. At least, it seems, they got bored trying to through of all 50+ stories of yours, and by the time they got to Best Foalcon only one of them had the stamina to strike it.